2 definitions by camcaroling

projectile birthing

A style of birth process where the baby shoots out of the mother's body and hits the doctor or midwife in the face.

Nurse Oullette jumped sideways, at the last moment, to catch the newborn baby. She gingerly stepped over the slumbering body of Dr. Whitcomb, he was unconscious, face dripping with red slime. Projectile birthing claims another victim.

by camcaroling August 4, 2012

posepause

The act of posing to match the screen on a freeze-frame of television video.

Jessica posepauses every time a recording ends.

by camcaroling July 28, 2012