3 definitions by lawn_mama
Commonly written as 'WTELF/wtelf'.
There is no storage in my 2300 square foot house. WTELF??
Correct verbal usage: 'What the elf?'
M: So the asshat didn't get the kids thermals before he took them skiing.
LM: What the elf? Are you kidding me??
There is no storage in my 2300 square foot house. WTELF??
Correct verbal usage: 'What the elf?'
M: So the asshat didn't get the kids thermals before he took them skiing.
LM: What the elf? Are you kidding me??
by lawn_mama January 19, 2008
HMW: Did you see that skanky ho in her husband's sweats and greasy ponytail?
LM: ZOMG!! I don't evar wanna be that. I am so back on the project milf wagon.
LM: ZOMG!! I don't evar wanna be that. I am so back on the project milf wagon.
by lawn_mama January 21, 2008
When one's birthday is celebrated for eight days. This usually occurs because your parents are too broke to buy you a present on your actual birthday, and payday occurs later in the week.
Kid: How come I am only getting my cake today?
Mom: Baby, it's your birthanukkah! We will have cake today, there will be presents on Tuesday, and we can go out to eat and go bowling on Thursday!
Mom: Baby, it's your birthanukkah! We will have cake today, there will be presents on Tuesday, and we can go out to eat and go bowling on Thursday!
by lawn_mama January 27, 2008