Assad Curse

When somebody important says that the Syrian president Bashar Al-Assad has to be removed from office, but instead that person gets removed from power or dies.
Untill now, many important world leaders have called for the removal of Assad, but instead after years they themselves went out of office and Assad is still in power.
#AssadCurse

John McCain: "Assad has to go!"
*gets braincancer*
Random twitter user: "Lol Assad Curse strikes again!"

by DanUD July 25, 2017

Asswang

gay filipino vampire

daryel is such an asswang.

by napalm shitter May 6, 2015

Asowad

BIG FAT DIK'ED

omg man that guy is so gay, obv asowad.

You can hear him coming because the earth shakes..

by jfgbzdjifgz May 6, 2009

Assmad

An extreme level of butthurt.

That kid is getting assmad about his mom cancelling his Xbox Live account.

by ChairmanMeow___ September 6, 2013

assadocide

That very specific and most cruel type of genocide, one where you systematically kill your own people, without letting up, but only those of the ethnicity that you wish to eradicate.

Syria’s nonstop assadocide has been going on for more than a decade now.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 18, 2021

Assad margins

A very convincing political victory; an election that is not competitive. Derives from Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad, who rigs his national "elections" to give himself 90+% of the vote.

"My state senator sucks but she always gets Assad margins in the general because the district is so blue."

by techn1ciaN December 31, 2022

Asswater

Bad or weak coffee.

"Oh god", said after first sip,"this shit tastes like asswater!"

by tutash June 6, 2003