top zonked

When you're the highest you have ever been.

Stoner 1: "Dude, I've never been this high before."
Stoner 2: "You're top zonked, dawg."

by Centiliter March 18, 2020

Yeet, Zoinks

The combination of the two ancient forgotten words of power yeet and zoinks. Uttering these two words together will summon the full force of the all powerful Shagster, who will proceed to melt the eyes out of anyone watching before blowing up the universe.

Josh: "Yeet, Zoinks"
Everyone's Eyes: *Melt*
The Universe: *Yeets out of existence"

by anonymous February 25, 2019

zonked

1. To fall asleep, normally because of exhaustion.

2. The original term 'zonked' was coined by Ken Kesey and his band of Merry Pranksters. It originally meant that you were high on LSD. Nowadays, it just refers to being stupendously stoned, on any drug.

1. Dan zonked out after swimming for six hours.

2. Jim is so zonked. He drank some of the electric koolaid.

by Tai S. July 24, 2006

Zonk out with my Donk out

When a man falls asleep in basketball shorts or loose boxers allowing his wiener to become visible through the leg hole.

Steve said, "Wake me up later, I'm going to zonk out with my donk out."

by Weenman September 6, 2018

Zonked

adj. Very stoned, spaced-out, wasted, ripped, destroyed, wrecked, intoxicated all to Hell and gone.

Shit man...I'm really zonked. fuck

by callinghome November 2, 2004

erogenous zones

Any body part that is very sensitive to sexual stimulation.

Some erogenous zones include: Neck, Back, Clit, Nipples, Butt, Thighs, Hips, Dick, and Feet.

by Shenise April 16, 2004

zoinks

Exclamation. Usually from surprise or delight.

Shaggy: "Zoinks Scoob, we are out of Scooby Snacks!"

by RPhethean May 6, 2003