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vase cleaning

To have intimacy while on your period
My husband help me in vase cleaning last night
by His_fav_ brat January 18, 2024
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Frederik Vase

A man of the math and chess. His brain is so large, that it could fill an entire house, but it somehow still manages to be smaller than your mum.
Valter: Hey, have you seen Frederik Vase today?
Victor: No, he's too smart.
by BallsNCock March 29, 2022
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Empty Vase

AKA a "flower vase"
A Chinese slang term which often appears in web novels and dramas. An "empty vase" or a "flower vase" is a beautiful person (of either gender) who has no other substance, purpose, or intelligence outside of their appearance (i.e. they have a beautiful outer appearance, but are hollow and empty inside).

Like a vase, they may be chosen to decorate a person's home or life, but can be largely neglected or overlooked, so the term is usually applied to low-maintenance people.

The term is considered a negative insult, and is somewhat similar to the Western concept of a "skin-deep" beauty or a "trophy wife".
"He couldn't believe the ignorance coming out of the beautiful girl's mouth and wrote her off as an empty vase."
"She had been hurt by her past relationship, so this time she decided to choose an empty vase and try her hand at being a sugar momma to a handsome, shallow, boytoy."
by askite October 17, 2023
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to vase

A fetish wherein a person gets an enema and then lies face down, naked, on a table with cut flowers sticking up from his/her booty.
Jim wanted to vase while Betty watched True Blood.
by Idaho Slim July 26, 2014
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minge vase

A highly ornate bone china vessel for catching and disposing of the clippings of a trimmed or sheared hairy muff. Origin traced back to the Minge Dynasty (1660-1979) where every female had a hairy snooch and Wooly Mammoths roamed the lands.
That is my prized minge vase circa 1969. It is a collector's item.Antiques Road Show appraised it at $700
by wolfbait51 June 1, 2011
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Vasey Vase

An omniscient presence of an all powerful being
"Did you eat at that vasey vase restaurant?"
by DylNog January 17, 2017
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Think of my vagina as a vase

Heard on "The Real Housewives of NYC"

A phrase used to indicate that men should romance a lady a bit and send flowers when the relationship is reaching an intimate phase.
If you want to have sex, think of my vagina as a vase.
by irish_luvr April 20, 2009
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