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The coolest kid on the block. Name is often confused to be Indian because people are blind, illiterate retards. Everyone loves him, he is amazing.
Stranger 1: What's your name?
Me: Vasek
Stranger 1: Is that German?
Me: No, Czech
Stranger 1: Like Czechoslovakian!
Stranger 2: No, Czech Republic
Vasek by hamishlb August 26, 2013
An all round top bloke who is really awesome and cool. He has a cool head and plays guitar good too. He is cool and awesome. He is not a embarrassment and he is citizenship of straya. He is good. He is good at maths
Look at Vasek. Damn dat boy fine.
Vasek by JamesV Miller August 26, 2013
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Vasek • vašek • Vašek thing • Vaseline • vase • vasectomy • Vaskos • Vaska • vased • Vanek
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Jsi snad Vašek?
vašek by Sebyy July 20, 2021

Vašek thing 

A state of mind when you don't think and buy a totally overpriced thing that can be done better or cheaper in x way. You don't listen to your friends' advice and you go purely according to your intuition and then you defend your decision even though you know it's wrong.
Vašek wanted to buy a ticket to a concert with his friends, but because they weren't quick enough, he bought a standing ticket for 300 euros, even though he could have waited a little longer and bought a ticket for 110 euros with his friends. Classical Vašek thing
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Frederik Vase 

A man of the math and chess. His brain is so large, that it could fill an entire house, but it somehow still manages to be smaller than your mum.
Valter: Hey, have you seen Frederik Vase today?
Victor: No, he's too smart.
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joe: "i hate sarcbro"

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A scary monster that parents scare kids with in the Czech Republic, especially in the Zvole region.
Mom: Go to bed or I will send the Vacek for you!
Kid: Alright mommy, I’m going to bed, just please don’t send Vacek
Vacek by xxxxxxZikmundPLWAJCOxxxxx October 24, 2018
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