Twonk

Twonk means to accidentally shrink your toaster waffles by microwaving them

Why are these waffles so small?
I twonked them.

by Djrnejfjsjxbfrj April 5, 2019

twonk

general idiot, someone who has done something stupid, who has cocked up.

what a mess you twonk

by ginge July 20, 2008

Twonk

Straight version of a twink. For example, Owen Culleton.

I'm not attracted to twonks.

by Susie Moores February 26, 2021

twonksville USA

twonksville USA is the place to which all twonks should be sent

damn you to twonksville USA!

by broccoli-sellin-scum October 22, 2006

twonk

Comes from the old school days of the 90s means a cross between a twat and a plonker.

I cant believe you just ate your own poo, you twonk.

by Lanksalot September 26, 2006

twonker

a cross between a twat and a wanker.
Used in blind rage when angry bald people cant even talk properly.

"you stole my anal intrusive dildo you twonker!"

by plack_uk March 23, 2005

twonk

Muppet, idiot, fool, one of little brain power, a tool, a silly sausage, a fuckwit

"You dozy twonk, you sposeta taka safety off firs"

by flatley July 15, 2008