Straight version of a twink. For example, Owen Culleton.
I'm not attracted to twonks.
by Susie Moores February 26, 2021
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A Twonk is essentially just a Twink (a scrony prepubescent looking gay man) but lacking the slenderness most commonly associated with twinks, essentially a twonk is just a fat or “husky” twink

You could also think of a twonk as a mix between a twink and a bear
“josh is such a twink
“ no fuckin way he’s too big, he definitely isn’t a bear because he’s not manly enough. I think he’s more of a twonk
by Drdublin December 7, 2017
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A cross between a twat, plonker and wanker. Not used as a serious insult, more of a friendly, playful insult.
"... and then I fell flat on my face!"
"haha you twonk"
by Naomi Glinn March 21, 2008
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Twonk means to accidentally shrink your toaster waffles by microwaving them
Why are these waffles so small?
I twonked them.
by Djrnejfjsjxbfrj April 6, 2019
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idiot, thick, dumbass, dips**t, dumb or anything else meaning someone who is stupid!
Teacher... Whats 5 times 6

10th year kid... Umm... 56...

Class mate... Its not 56 you twonk!!
by i iz kl May 25, 2005
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Bob: Donald trump gets my vote.
by LittleKidLover0114 October 17, 2016
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