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Twonk

Twonk means to accidentally shrink your toaster waffles by microwaving them

Why are these waffles so small?
I twonked them.

The utensil used to pick up a dick to eat when one must not f*ck up their nails

- i picked it up with chopsticks so I wouldn’t f*ck up my nails

A person who uses you to become friends with one of your friends then drops you and convinces your friend to drop you

- she such a bloven

Stands for “f*cking jealous goose monkey”

- she’s totally trying to steal my boyfriend
- what a FJGM

(Noun) a threat used for swallowing a big penis
(Verb) to deepthroat a large penis

- “I tunneled his dick”