Definitions by flatley

twonk

Muppet, idiot, fool, one of little brain power, a tool, a silly sausage, a fuckwit

"You dozy twonk, you sposeta taka safety off firs"

twonk by flatley July 15, 2008

hammer

To move at speed, quickly proceed.

"I was hammering down the motorway at about 160 mph and this geezer onna rice boi bike hammers past me!"

hammer by flatley July 19, 2006

cha 

English word for "tea". Also the Japanese word for tea.

Englishman: "Would you like a cup o' cha old bean?"
Japanese man "Hai! Domo!"

cha by flatley June 13, 2005

half a bar 

50 pence. Or one half of one Great British Pound. A pound coin is gold in colour, hence the reference to a gold bar.

Blokeinnapub 1 "Oy! 'Ow much firra game o' pool iniss shittol 'en?"
Blokkeinnapub 2 "Arf a bar mate anna taker to er fuckincleaners annaw"

half a bar by flatley June 13, 2005

weakle 

To tinker with to improve something. A derivation of "tweak" but often used in the same sentence.

Would-be mechanic on pavement "Poxy carb's all fucked up"
Looker-on-with-no-knowledge-of-cars-whatsoever "Give it some tweakit and weakle, be awwight"

weakle by flatley June 13, 2005

shrapnel 

Loose change, all that remains of your coffers after a very long drinking binge at your local

Stone me! I went out with a monkey last night and all got left is shrapnel and doner kebab stains!

shrapnel by flatley June 13, 2005

whistle 

Suit. From Cockney rhyming slang: whistle and flute

Lookit me noo white wissaw and flute!

whistle by flatley June 13, 2005