skuzzbucket

Scum of the earth. Dirty, low-down rotten trickster. Conman of the lowest order. Like a pikey, chav or gypsy but not quite as bad.

98 year old woman: "All my money's gone from my bank account - can't remember why now"
Skuzzbucket "That's coz I knicked it, batch! Your loss!

by flatley June 13, 2005

cha

English word for "tea". Also the Japanese word for tea.

Englishman: "Would you like a cup o' cha old bean?"
Japanese man "Hai! Domo!"

by flatley June 13, 2005

hammer

To move at speed, quickly proceed.

"I was hammering down the motorway at about 160 mph and this geezer onna rice boi bike hammers past me!"

by flatley July 19, 2006

No Points

n. Younger cousin of Stacey, who never, EVER scores any points in basketball. Frequently seen travelling, hogging the ball, and shooting too much.

No Points, give me the friggin' ball!

by Flatley August 05, 2003

whistle

Suit. From Cockney rhyming slang: whistle and flute

Lookit me noo white wissaw and flute!

by flatley June 13, 2005

weakle

To tinker with to improve something. A derivation of "tweak" but often used in the same sentence.

Would-be mechanic on pavement "Poxy carb's all fucked up"
Looker-on-with-no-knowledge-of-cars-whatsoever "Give it some tweakit and weakle, be awwight"

by flatley June 13, 2005

85 dollar me

v. To become confused in a financial transaction, ending up with 85 dollars less than you originally began with.

The pizza guy definitely 85 dollared me, officer. He told me it would be 10 bucks for the pizza. I asked him if he could break a hundred, and he said "sure." Then he mentioned something about a tax for apartments above the 5th floor, gas surcharge, long distance delivery fee, and a penalty for ordering more than 3 toppings on my pizza. The next thing I know, I'm only getting 15 bucks change and the guy's already in the elevator going downstairs.

by Flatley August 05, 2003