10 definitions by flatley

skuzzbucket

Scum of the earth. Dirty, low-down rotten trickster. Conman of the lowest order. Like a pikey, chav or gypsy but not quite as bad.

98 year old woman: "All my money's gone from my bank account - can't remember why now"
Skuzzbucket "That's coz I knicked it, batch! Your loss!

by flatley June 6, 2005

cha

English word for "tea". Also the Japanese word for tea.

Englishman: "Would you like a cup o' cha old bean?"
Japanese man "Hai! Domo!"

by flatley June 6, 2005

weakle

To tinker with to improve something. A derivation of "tweak" but often used in the same sentence.

Would-be mechanic on pavement "Poxy carb's all fucked up"
Looker-on-with-no-knowledge-of-cars-whatsoever "Give it some tweakit and weakle, be awwight"

by flatley June 6, 2005

twonk

Muppet, idiot, fool, one of little brain power, a tool, a silly sausage, a fuckwit

"You dozy twonk, you sposeta taka safety off firs"

by flatley June 6, 2005

shrapnel

Loose change, all that remains of your coffers after a very long drinking binge at your local

Stone me! I went out with a monkey last night and all got left is shrapnel and doner kebab stains!

by flatley June 6, 2005

hammer

To move at speed, quickly proceed.

"I was hammering down the motorway at about 160 mph and this geezer onna rice boi bike hammers past me!"

by flatley June 6, 2005

No Points

n. Younger cousin of Stacey, who never, EVER scores any points in basketball. Frequently seen travelling, hogging the ball, and shooting too much.

No Points, give me the friggin' ball!

by flatley August 6, 2003