hammer

To move at speed, quickly proceed.

"I was hammering down the motorway at about 160 mph and this geezer onna rice boi bike hammers past me!"

by flatley June 06, 2005

cha

English word for "tea". Also the Japanese word for tea.

Englishman: "Would you like a cup o' cha old bean?"
Japanese man "Hai! Domo!"

by flatley June 06, 2005

skuzzbucket

Scum of the earth. Dirty, low-down rotten trickster. Conman of the lowest order. Like a pikey, chav or gypsy but not quite as bad.

98 year old woman: "All my money's gone from my bank account - can't remember why now"
Skuzzbucket "That's coz I knicked it, batch! Your loss!

by flatley June 06, 2005

whistle

Suit. From Cockney rhyming slang: whistle and flute

Lookit me noo white wissaw and flute!

by flatley June 06, 2005

twonk

Muppet, idiot, fool, one of little brain power, a tool, a silly sausage, a fuckwit

"You dozy twonk, you sposeta taka safety off firs"

by flatley June 06, 2005

half a bar

50 pence. Or one half of one Great British Pound. A pound coin is gold in colour, hence the reference to a gold bar.

Blokeinnapub 1 "Oy! 'Ow much firra game o' pool iniss shittol 'en?"
Blokkeinnapub 2 "Arf a bar mate anna taker to er fuckincleaners annaw"

by flatley June 06, 2005

85 dollar me

v. To become confused in a financial transaction, ending up with 85 dollars less than you originally began with.

The pizza guy definitely 85 dollared me, officer. He told me it would be 10 bucks for the pizza. I asked him if he could break a hundred, and he said "sure." Then he mentioned something about a tax for apartments above the 5th floor, gas surcharge, long distance delivery fee, and a penalty for ordering more than 3 toppings on my pizza. The next thing I know, I'm only getting 15 bucks change and the guy's already in the elevator going downstairs.

by Flatley August 06, 2003