Nogtard's Tongue 

The largest member of the slug family, a slimy purple beast weighing over 4 pounds. This species is believed to have a world population of one, the individual in question residing in the mouth of a fat black moron known as Nogtard. It is force-fed a diet of Sargent's apple pies, Hill's ginger biscuits and Smart Price vanilla ice cream.

You can keep your tarantulas, pythons and grizzlies. The most fearsome, disgusting creature in the world is Nogtard's Tongue.

Nogtard's Tongue by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 1, 2009

tongue licking 

Tongue licking is the sexual act of one person licking another persons tongue. Usually occurs during some type of sexual activity when the traditional French kissing is no longer able to satisfy an intense sexual drive.

Michelle was so horny last night. She even did some tongue licking when she was riding my cock.

tongue licking by Skadoosh June 19, 2008

Tongue Simba

To lick the ass crack, beginning at the grundle and ending at the tailbone nub.

You have to really like a girl to perform a Tongue Simba...

Tongue Simba by Cormantha February 15, 2014

Nizzy Tangle 

To be stuck in a highly precarious and unfavorable situation that is not of your own doing.

Bro, listening to that lying hoe got me in this nizzy tangle and I ain't gonna go down for her.

Nizzy Tangle by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

Erectile Tongue Disorder 

Erectile Tongue Disorder, also known as ETD, is a disorder of the tongue of certain individuals that spontaneously, and in some cases involuntarily, project out their tongue when their photo is about to be taken. You will see such individuals, in photo after photo, with their erectile tongue projecting either toward the camera or toward another individual. On occasion, some photos may be taken without the tongue projecting, but that is typically the exception, not the rule. Such individuals suffering from ETD also have a tendency, during an intimate moment, e.g.leading to a kiss, to instead lick the face of a romantic partner. In severe cases of ETD, sufferers may go on a licking spree, licking unwary individuals as a sign of affection, particularly when intoxicated. ETD can also be contagious to individuals that are in the same photo, who witness the erectile tongue and are compelled to follow suit.

Julie suffers from a bad case of Erectile Tongue Disorder, I hardly have any pictures of her where her tongue isn't sticking out.

Mel's ETD was flaring up again last night, I think he licked my face three or four times!

Erectile Tongue Disorder by Jackson's Bush October 1, 2016

Tongue fu 

A marital art.

My tongue fu is strong!

Tongue fu by Flakey June 23, 2012

silver tongue 

Is more used to define who has a clever way with words.Who has the skill to persue someone,or has facility to sweet talk woman.

"He has such a silver tongue"

"Leonardo is silver-tongued."

silver tongue by Nokdef December 31, 2015