segously

Perpetually mischievous and horny, able to maintain a full erection instantly and infinitley.

The Wachousay Bagouser was feeling tres segously after his daily breakfast of 5 double espressos, 10 helium balloons, and 6 viagra.

by SirManth April 18, 2005

swagosaurus rex

Bringing back old school swag out of extinction. Not many can pull this off.

Look at Neal, he is a swagosaurus rex.

by #swagking November 21, 2011

Swagophile

Borderline-retarded teenagers (and sometimes twenty-somethings) who think that having "swag" holds any meaning in the real world. Swagophiles have become very common in social media recently, especially facebook and tumblr. Swagophiles are known to post sentimental BS over a filtered instagram photo in an attempt to sound deep, when really it is just a cry for attention. Swagophiles also have the tendency to believe that having "swag" is more important than anything, including, but not limited to intelligence/good grades/education, a unique personality, an actual talent, friends, etc.

Retarded Swagophile#1: Who needs good grades when you have swag?

Retarded Swagophile#2: Who needs a condom when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#3: Who needs a personality when you got swag?

Forever Alone Swagophile: Who needs friends when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#4: Oh my god, look at this quote I posted over an instagram photo, I'm so deep!!!

by TurkTurkleton July 17, 2012

Jacob stegosaurus

The definition of cringey

I'm Jacob stegosaurus (I 'm fucking cringey

by Cringey man May 13, 2016

Justin From Swegtalk

First off first off hold up hold up hold up motherfucker hold up hold yo ass real quick, first off, 2 years in the fuckin' marines, second off you ever mention my first born daughter again, I will personally fly over there and rip your fucking heart out and shove it up your ass ok?

Lol remember how Justin from Swegtalk got butthurt over a joke and made a death threat?

by The Gay Mankini September 2, 2019

Swedo

A stereotypical Guido (chains, t-shirt, collar up on a pink polo shirt, spiked hair, flexing muscles) who has bleached blonde hair instead of dark hair. Portmanteau of Swedish Guido.

You: I've never seen a Guido with pale blonde hair!!!

Me: Yeah, that's a Swedo.

by Joey Paisan December 3, 2010

Super Stegosaurus Pissed

The highest level of pissivity possible.

These gas prices have me super stegosaurus pissed. I am about ready to drive to Astoria, Oregon and punch a sea lion.

by smb0072962 June 29, 2022