Stretch

Kid who has no ass. There are many theories on how he lost it. Some say a shark bit it off. Others think it was ass-rammed off. But the most common theory is that he's never had an ass. This makes sitting quite difficult. He carries around a cushion. People call him NASS, for No-Ass.

Stretch has no ass! Its not there!

by Bob April 5, 2005

Stretch

When you can best someone in a game and it can or will be made clear by using the method of tallying.

Kyle definitely stretched billy in a game of basketball 1 on 1, he won by 10.

by Junior's World January 27, 2017

Stretch

verb used when you need to air out under your arms

when i was at school today i really had to stretch.

by noonecares November 3, 2003

Stretched

(Verb) To get beaten badly at something, typically in a match or competition, alluding to the metaphor of getting penetrated.
Synonyms: Ass Kicked, Destroyed, Fucked Up, Wrecked.

Damn, they got a 38 point lead, and we're not even in the second half. We're getting stretched bro!

by ONTHEEDGE67 March 29, 2021

Stretched

A used and abused pussy..

Rick: Hey man how was becca last night.

James: I could not feel anything because she was Stretched.

by secret =) September 13, 2006

stretch

a tall, skinny person. not necessarily weak. used to greet someone.

whats up stretch?

by O&APartyRock December 22, 2010

stretching

Enlarging the diameter of a piercing by using a taper, a horn shaped piece of plastic or metal. The stretching takes time and should be done slowly to avoid ripping the tissue. When the stretching is done, you put in a tunnel or a plug.
Commonly done on earlobes but also on nipples, tongue, labret piercings etc.

A:"Hey, what's that in your ear?"
B:"A taper. I'm stretching my other ear lobe, too."

by Violence. August 5, 2007