Stretch

An alter ego of a person(s) when they have been enjoying alcohol or nose beers. Often will leave early but never to go to get a Sunday roast.

Did you see James become Stretch last night? He was oan the gear again!

by JimDawgR May 7, 2020

stretch

A local country term for useless dole sponging travellers who avoid legitimate work by any means necessary

"Stretch alert! Look at them load of Strecth's laying that block paving then going to sign on"

by Deep sea Diver March 25, 2007

Stretch

English travelling dole spongers with overinflated ego's,bad teeth, no hair and black stringy over stretched jumpers, holding a flee bitten dog on a bit of string.
Often found in the early hours laying in doorways in a puddle of their own urine. term later used to refer to any remotely vagrant individual

"Coor did you smell that stretch swimming in that puddle of piss"?

by Bills Aloud April 4, 2007

Stretch

An English nickname for a vagrant; typically a beggar or social parasite with irritating qualities.

What a stretch

by Roy Munson October 6, 2003

stretch

An insult to say to fatfuck people because they have stretch mark.

Hey Pam, why r u such a fatfuck stretch you mayo butter cunt slut.

by Kyle Smith July 6, 2004

Stretch

To hit someone in the back of their head.

DeMario: Ay that mane just took your phone.
Travis: Hell nah, Jeremy go stretch his shit!
Jeremy: Ight, say less!

by Memphis Terms October 29, 2019

Stretch

Kid who has no ass. There are many theories on how he lost it. Some say a shark bit it off. Others think it was ass-rammed off. But the most common theory is that he's never had an ass. This makes sitting quite difficult. He carries around a cushion. People call him NASS, for No-Ass.

Stretch has no ass! Its not there!

by Bob April 5, 2005