Statutory Rape

When the government treats teenagers like children by punishing anyone over the age of 18 who has sex with someone under 18

He was 18. She was 17. They had sex. He went to prison for statutory rape. They got back together when he was released a year later.

by Rasnodar December 8, 2010

Statutory Rape Victim

Someone slightly over the age of consent who goes to jail for having sex with someone slightly under the age of consent.

He went to prison for having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 19, so he's a statutory rape victim, not a real criminal.

by Rasnodar January 18, 2011

stantonian

Something initially purported to be much greater than it is, with the result that it ends up being much less than it should be.

"The pitch to Stanton — Drilled, there it goes! Deep to left! It is high, it is far, it is gone! Out of the ballpark! A Stantonian home run!"

*Awkward pause*

"Now. What did I do wrong? What did I see wrong? He's at first base."

by philologista October 6, 2021

stayton

verb
one who is sexy and doable.
word originating from a hot ass motherfucker named Stayton.

"Dude, you are so stayton, lets screw."

by imsostayton January 13, 2008

Statutory rap

noun: hip hop/ pop (hip pop) music created by prepubescent artists. This genre is unique in that the subjects of songs are distinctively juvenile and annoyingly catchy. The listener cannot help but sing along with elementry lyrics about middle school luv. Listening to such songs often lead to feelings of self loathing and pedophilia.

Samantha's favorite musicians are JoJo, Justin Bieber, Sean Kingston, Lil Mama, Lil Romeo, and all other artists with the name lil. Because she prefers prepubescent hip hop, her taste can be described as statutory rap.

by sassatack September 23, 2009

Drew Stanton

1. Michigan State University football team quarterback.
2. Hottest quarterback in the nation.
3. Hottest (basket) in a college football uniform

Drew Stanton is hot! Drew Stanton's basket is huge!

by SpartanHomo February 27, 2005

Statto

Derogatory term used to refer to a bad poker player with delusions of talent. Often a play $$$ balla found selling play chips online. Lives at home with Mommy and lurks on poker and shoe fetish forums. Destined to be a leech on society eternally and die alone.

Where's my roll? Some Motherf#@kers stolen my bankroll.

That's rough man. What a Statto move.

by AK-47 Y'all June 5, 2009