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Squirtacial

The act of making a girl squirt so hard the squirt ends up on her face.
Damn that squirtacial was messy.

I want a squirtacial ! Please.
by phantom one January 3, 2011
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squirtface

noun;; the face a person makes when they get a nice squirt to their face.. Sort of like fuckface. Its kind of a smirk and a surprised look ...a lil anger mixed with joy at the same time. Noun:; a person (male or female) who just got squirted in the face during great sex. noun:; a name calling gesture thats in a sort-of teasing manner.
1. OMG BABE !! I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT SQUIRTFACE YOU MADE LAST NIGHT .!!!! 2. ITS SO NICE TO MEET YOU, LETS GET TOGETHER AND EXCHANGE SQUIRT FACES. 3. DUDE, UR SUCH A SQUIRTFACE. 4. OOOHHH LEMME SEE UR SQUIRTFACE!
by Spookster322 March 12, 2015
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Squirtphobia

Extreme anxiety disorder and fear of female ejaculation or squirt.
Jeez! I think that dude has squirtphobia, I heard when they were doing it and she squirted, he climbed up on something and started to shake.
by Wesley Johnson June 16, 2016
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Squirtpee

The fluid that women ejaculate during oral sex, that may or may not be urine.
While Walter was eating out his girlfriend , she squirtpeed in his mouth, claiming it to be female ejaculate, but it sure tasted like pee. ( not sure we want to know how he knew what pee tastes like.)
by Wes with one "s". May 4, 2017
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squirtapiss

When you squirt and piss at the same time.
Man I’m so embaressed I squirtapissed all over Jeremy last night.
by MR.MR. July 19, 2018
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squirtbag

a dog that pees on the floor when ever someone comes over.
yo. that dog is a mad squirtbag!
by young loscar July 1, 2011
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Squirtman

The most amazing super hero Columbus,ohio has ever known. Adored by his fans and wanted by women the world over. Squirtman showers his fans with gifts and his enemies with a shrinking rain. Squirtman is your friend!!!!!
umbrella man:I will get Squirtman!
Squirtman:Oh no you don't my shrinking nemesis!
12 inch umbrella man:flyin' penguins! Squirtman is NOT my friend!
by squirtgirl November 22, 2011
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