slacking snacking

Eating while procrastinating, or eating for the purpose of procrastination.
Someone slacking snacking may or may not actually be hungry.

My mom ate a sandwich, made brownies, and now's she's eating the leftover pizza... she's totally slacking snacking so she doesn't have to do her work.

by Beau Soir October 25, 2010

schlanking

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

by Chooj April 2, 2021

Slanking

Responding to life's adversities with acceptance, constructive actions and a positive attitude.

My homie committed suicide. The pain is present but we choose to learn from it instead of drowning in sorrow . Increasing our awareness, consciously bonding and empathizing. Being more considerate and helpful with one another. Being thankful for the person he was whilst alive and the teachings his life and death have provided us. —and thus we're slanking.

by DGBE July 27, 2018

Briggsy spanking

A variety of spanking indulged in by arty types. The spankee coats his arse with oil paints of many colours and bends over a sculpture of Shakespeare. The spanker then larrups the spankees paint-smeared buttocks with a palette or rolled-up canvas. The gleeful yelpings of the spankees are often recorded and sold in art shops as "Sounds to inspire you".

That fellow with the easel has quite a limp. Aubrey.

Yes. I think you'll find he's been the spankee in some Briggsy spanking.

by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006

Shlanging

The slinging of the male reproductive organ.

"That man was shlanging his penis hard last night."

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by alexkandmikef February 26, 2010

Spanging

(V) The act of asking for spare change.

We could spange enough to get some smokes.

by SpiSpi July 2, 2005

slanging that iron

slanging a gun;killing people

“i been slanging that iron ya herd me,just got a new gun too”

by kyiy February 8, 2018