by Charles Donaldson December 20, 2005
Get the sploffage mug.by Sloff April 25, 2009
Get the Sloff mug.something you say when you are in a state of stoned ness and cant say 'spliff'
or a spliff that has been rolled rong and falls apart
or a spliff that has been rolled rong and falls apart
by anony mouse July 10, 2004
Get the sploff mug.ditching. It usually applies to ditching school but it doesn't have to.
Use of the past tense is okay too, for example sloffed.
Use of the past tense is okay too, for example sloffed.
We went sloffing today during fourth period.
I sloffed it during the chemistry test because i didn't study.
I really wanted to go to the beach today but i couldn't because i had to work and i didn't feel like sloffing.
I sloffed it during the chemistry test because i didn't study.
I really wanted to go to the beach today but i couldn't because i had to work and i didn't feel like sloffing.
by Samisaretard July 6, 2011
Get the Sloffing mug.by GUYGUYGUY June 28, 2007
Get the spliffy sploffy mug.1.The flotation devices that look like long colorful foam noodles, often used by children in swimming pools; a pool noodle
2.The game played with such a flotation device, which involves calling out names and hitting people who do not answer correctly or in a timely fashion with said flotation device. The game is played with a group, and one leader who holds the shloff-loff. The leader chooses one person to speak to, and either calls out to them saying either their name, or "Shloff-Loff." The person who has been spoken to must immediately answer with the opposite of what was called out. If they fail to do so, the leader hits them on the head with the shloff-loff, and the game continues.
Origins: Coined by L.Reich at Moshava during the summer of 1995.
2.The game played with such a flotation device, which involves calling out names and hitting people who do not answer correctly or in a timely fashion with said flotation device. The game is played with a group, and one leader who holds the shloff-loff. The leader chooses one person to speak to, and either calls out to them saying either their name, or "Shloff-Loff." The person who has been spoken to must immediately answer with the opposite of what was called out. If they fail to do so, the leader hits them on the head with the shloff-loff, and the game continues.
Origins: Coined by L.Reich at Moshava during the summer of 1995.
If you can't stand in that part of the pool, be sure to take a shloff-loff with you.
"Carol"
"Shloff-loff"
"Carol"
"Shloff-loff"
by Frum Funky Fab(Slightly Eidel) October 25, 2008
Get the Shloff-Loff mug.Extraordinarily intoxicated, usually used to describe a good marijuana buzz but could be used to describe any non-alcohol related altered state.
Dude, that stuff you had last night was potent. I was totally sploffed for hours.
I am so sploffed right now, I can't even move.
I am so sploffed right now, I can't even move.
by Frizz Connery February 26, 2008
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