Snovid

When you still have palettes of toilet paper that you bought during the COVID hoarding, but now have no water to flush with because your pipes are frozen.

My family survived the COVID outbreak of 2020, but I don't know how we'll get through SNOVID this week.

by Joey69_69 February 19, 2021

Snowidow

As soon as the snow starts to fall all the men go skiing. We know we have wifes and we will see them again late spring.

Q:Oh Katherine I heard you are a Snowidow
A:Wuzzam until all the snow is gone

by Robert Funk February 1, 2008

snoid

A greasy, reggae-listening-to, pot-smoking middle class white fool.

"Yo, you wanna go smoke out with Brendon?"

"Nah, i can't hang with that snoid."

by weak_sauce87 May 9, 2008

Snoid

verb; to screw over or be screwed over. One can get snoided by karma, in that you did something bad, and are paying the price for it. Usually one is snoided by their own stupidity. conversely, you can snoid someone else by making sure that they are screwed.

I wasn't thinking, and got snoided during rush hour by insane amounts of traffic.

I was playing football, and I caught an interception, with 70 yards clear for me to run a touchdown. However, I did a really long victory dance, and was tackled by the other team, who stole the ball back from me, and recovered all lost yardage. Due to my own stupidity, I was snoided.

by Furmanizer October 13, 2009

snotilus

Someone who hogs a gym machine or other apparatus during their workout; refusing to allow others to use it even while they rest between sets.

Man, that snotilus wouldn't budge from the leg press, even though he was just sitting there and fiddling with his ipod for half an hour.

by jigsawz67 March 19, 2011

snotify

The act of projectiling snots onto someone or something

*Sheri gives Chris a tissue*
Sheri: Please don't snotify me.

by Chiristiphir July 1, 2009

Snoticide

To have a head so full of boogers that one would feel like sticking a lit fuse up the nasal entry and waiting for the explosion to end it all!!

Mindy: Are you feeling any relief from your condition today?
Trish: No I feel like snoticide

snot snotty snotify

by TrishKii November 29, 2011