You are in the shit. Your hair needs a wash. Your
bae is gone, everyone is calling you a titface because your
bae WAS your bae, and you can't be lord of Winterfell because some
guy with a beard is being a nob.
Person 1: *sigh* My girl just left me, she
said she was going somewhere '
hot' and everyone's being a
wanker about me liking her.
Person 2: Man, you got SO Jon Snowed.
Person 1: WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER LEFT THE CAVE