Dairy Smorgasbord

When you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your cum.

A.K.A:

The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0

cool kid 1: Yo cool kid 2! What you do last night?

cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.

cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.

by Tushar Agarwal March 14, 2009

Smoff

Abbreviation for "suck me off." Usually used as a substitution for 'shut up' or 'fuck off.'

Anthony: Hey lex, let's go smoke.
Lex: Sorry, I cant, I'm going to volunteer at the special olympics
Anthony: smoff bitch. Lets go.

by BigCol February 24, 2015

Young Smores

yo grandmas favorite rapper

we love young smores

by 301joemama December 5, 2021

Nut Smore

You lay a piece of toilet paper down then take a dump then nut on it then lay a piece of tp on top.

Macala used the bathroom after me and saw my nut smore.

by Phartman November 8, 2012

snacky smores

Snacky smores are eaten by the characters in South Park, along with snacky cakes, snacky candy, cheesy poofs, doodie bars, and veal roll ups.

"This message brought to you by Snacky Smores, the delicious taste of smores in a delightful cookie crunch"

by Bill DiGregorio October 1, 2005

Dairy Smorgasbord

When you go a week without washing your balls then make a girl eat your fumunda cheese while jacking you off. You then cum in her mouth so she can wash down the cheese

Dude, Wisdom just gave that chick a Dairy Smorgasbord last night.

by Wisdom Orji February 4, 2009

smoof

1)A person or things overall coolness, as created by DJ and Leah.
2)A random term used to say something but you dont know what to say.

"Aw man that rocket is TOTALLY smoof!"

by Warlockguitar24 June 27, 2005