cum shirt

A shirt you cum into when masturbating

Jake threw his cum shirt on Mitchell's face. lmao.

by Tahama October 26, 2010

put you on a shirt

When you kill someone in the hood, their family usually puts your best picture of yourself on a shirt, so they can remember you forever. It might say the words, "RIP Ja'Quavion 1995-2018" or something of similar nature.

"You better stop talkin that shit before I put you on a shirt."

by lil patrick February 22, 2018

Fuck shirt

A type of boy who never wears shirts.

Emma: I’m talking to a guy named Tim at the moment and he’s trying to simp me up. He never wears shirts 🥵
Jacob: omg Tim is such a fuck shirt
Abbie: Emma you need a new taste in men you slet
Ari: ew
Emma: **angry in dutch**

by Sletterig April 26, 2020

stripe shirt theory

The idea, proven by research, that a girls tits look larger when they wear a shirt with horizontal stripes on it.

Matt: Dude her titties are looking huge today.
Logan: Yeah shes wearing a stripe shirt too.
Matt: Its the stripe shirt theory again man!

by latinmaster December 16, 2011

yo, nice skirt

A rap line sung by South Korean idol Park Chanyeol (member of band EXO) in the song Forever. This line became a joke between the fans (EXO-L or Aeri) as soon as the song was released.

"Does this look good on me?"

"Yo, nice skirt!"

by miracles-in-minseok August 24, 2017

must smart a mite

A cowboy's humorous statement understating a severe physical mishap.

Billy Bob got trampled by a bull at the rodeo! Now that must smart a mite!

by I, Wreckerrr November 1, 2020

put on a shirt

Slang for getting killed/murdered. Often used by gang members + rappers in recent history

Explanation - When someone is murdered, their loved ones(or fans if famous) put a picture of them on a shirt to honor them. When someone says they’ll put someone on a shirt, they’re planning on killing that person.

“Yo that boy finna be put on a shirt if he don’t quit dissin me”

by dubzallday May 6, 2021