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A Smirti is usually distant if you don’t know her, but once you get close to her, she can be one of the best friends/relationships you’ll ever have. She can make you laugh, and just feel good while being around you. Once you get close to her, don’t lose her. She will be an amazing person to know, and can easily make you happy.
I’ve always wanted to know a Smirti
Smirti by Bhtghrt February 12, 2022
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red shirting 

To keep a girl/guy on the side to have sexual intercourse later, because she is not eligible to play for whatever reason . Usually, because she/he is underage by a few months.

Sort of like a red shirt in sports.

Also spelled RedShirting, Red Shirtin, or RedShirtin
"Tyga is red shirting Kylie until she turns 18"- an interview with Charelamge on VLAD TV about the subject
red shirting by subZOOM February 4, 2015
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smarticle particles

The particles that make someone smart.
Did you know Sam made honor role?
Wow, she must have smarticle particles.

Smiti pose 

BY THE WAY.
the other definition is WRONG!
This is the REAL definition:

An O-shaped mouth expression, fingers together, left hand adjacent to the face, used for when a spider is seen. Almost seems to be put-on, I mean who really poses that dramatically when they see a spider?
*Smiti happily types away to a friend on a facebook, a spider scuttles past on the desk she is working on*

....... *5 seconds later, turns webcam on, does the smiti pose*
Smiti: AHHH I JUST SAW A SPIDER!
Smiti pose by lissie p June 21, 2010
She is the most smartiful girl in the world
Smartiful by writeholt January 31, 2015

smartistic 

The enviable ability of being both smart & artistic.

Possessed by those who can create beautiful & meaningful, intelligent art & those who can speak/act intelligently in a beautiful way.
"The person who wrote that awesome book must be really smartistic. Man, what a hero!"
smartistic by Avalokitesvara May 31, 2014

smirxting 

During a texting conversation full of flirtatious banter where the recipient cannot help but to smirk while reading or responding.
Who is Jane texting?
Her new boyfriend, Ted.

I can tell..she's been smirxting the whole time.
smirxting by Amelia B. Cognitive March 15, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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