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Smegmorize

1.Everyone has a friend/friends that do this from time to time, they will go out to a bar/restaurant and run up the bill and all of a sudden, oops! I forgot/lost my wallet
Person 1. "Dam bro we ran up $250 on just drinks, thats not even including our food."
Person 2."Oh man, i lost my wallet, my bad dude, just pay for me and next time is on me."
Person 1. " Dude, you just totally smegmorized me!"
by Dallas from Homestead January 5, 2009
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smegmonarchy

The belief in the divine right and royalty of smegma.
I think Staci is insane. She's become a rabid cock-cheese munching believer in smegmonarchy!
by scodder March 22, 2010
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Smegmor & Pubezilla

The unstoppable duo comprising of Smegmor, the ruler of all smegma, and Pubezilla, the Bhutanese monster comprised entirely of pubes. They have existed for many thousands of years and are feared by many of the 34 people who live in Bhutan.
Guy 1: Oh no, it's Smegmor & Pubezilla!

Guy 2: We're doomed!

Guy 3: What a crap way to be killed.
by Blue Whale December 12, 2008
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Smegalomaniac

A psychological condition characterized by real or imagined super-human power to seduce women.
Jack had been having so much success bedding down women lately that he was in danger of becoming a smegalomaniac.
by RD VLVT May 7, 2011
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smegamabyte

A combination of the word Smegma and Megabyte - A smegamabyte. A word that can be used to describe an amount of data so gargantuan that even Google can't comprehend the amount. Or, so miniscule that it doesn't even register. Similar to the amount of brain cells in your cock.
I just uploaded this file and it's fucking huge.... like, 600 smegamabytes.
by El_Chorizo January 19, 2010
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smegmom

A Mother who performs oral sex on an uncut penis oozing smegma, then later has breath that smells like the unclean penis.
Dude, Corey’s mother is such a smegmom ... after school her breath smelled like Jose’s cheesy dick.
by LittleRoman December 28, 2018
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smegmoid

a smegmoid is a low life clone that pretends to care about ppl and/or the country
ur a fkn smegmoid brahh stop talkin shit
by tannide August 9, 2021
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