Sandmonkey

Small digging monkey like creature living on the Isle of Wight (United Kingdom)Creates all manner of tastless orniments and occasional sand realted havoc

"Oh no the sandmonkeys have been......."

by Keith August 4, 2004

Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.

"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"

by speds_r_us February 6, 2010

arabian sandmonkey

you put wax on the guys dick, put it in sand and put it into the arabian chick

Can u not shove your arabian sandmonkey so far up my second nostral.

by i love sand monkeys up my ass March 29, 2009

scrudmonkey

dangit; a flip or takin it off and jergin your pet

compliments of Jake

a scrudmonkey i missed again for once in your life.

by Jeff, luke, nate April 5, 2005

spudmunkey

Of or pertaining to the webcomic , Spudmunkey.com

Founded in 2001, Spudmunkey is about the journey of a trio of friends through the adventures of daily life.

There is also sub stories regarding condiments.

Everyone knows that "Everyone loves Ketchup," at least Spudmunkey says so.

by Monkeyb0y April 14, 2011

spumonkey

Sweet tasting cum

After eating pineapple I had the sweetest spumonkey

by Old JL April 19, 2018

Sandmonkey

Oohooiooohoohohoohhohohoho

Person 1:Oohojohoohoh
Sandmonkey:oohojohohoohohihohohohohohohohohohoohohoh
Person one: *visible fear

by OoferBoy1876 December 10, 2019