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sandmonkey 

A racist term to describe middle eastern people (arabs, lebs etc).
These sandmonkey's are trying to take over the world and are pissing us off.
sandmonkey by JinX August 30, 2004

sandmonkey 

A person who lives in a desert climate.
I'm not going to war for those sandmonkies!
sandmonkey by loser April 7, 2003

Sandmonkey 

Small digging monkey like creature living on the Isle of Wight (United Kingdom)Creates all manner of tastless orniments and occasional sand realted havoc
"Oh no the sandmonkeys have been......."
Sandmonkey by Keith August 4, 2004

Sandmonkey 

Oohooiooohoohohoohhohohoho
Person 1:Oohojohoohoh
Sandmonkey:oohojohohoohohihohohohohohohohohohoohohoh
Person one: *visible fear
Sandmonkey by OoferBoy1876 December 10, 2019

Monkey, Sandmonkey 

When somebody, especially bloggers, refuse to tell you their name in social ocassion, trying to maintan the aura of mystery. (After: Bond, James Bond, off course)
Tom: I'm Tom, I'm a big fan of your blog
SM: And I'm Monkey, Sandmonkey..let's just leave it at that
Monkey, Sandmonkey by ZicoWico August 20, 2006

arabian sandmonkey 

you put wax on the guys dick, put it in sand and put it into the arabian chick
Can u not shove your arabian sandmonkey so far up my second nostral.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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