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Scrubmonked 

The act of getting moist, hairy testicles dragged across ones forehead. (Should be well sweaty)
A coon might enjoy getting Scrubmonked on the weekends while playing PS4.
Scrubmonked by DankCookie November 27, 2016

Screwmonkey 

A Prostitute whom will go all out for a shag ( A slag)
Jennys a screwmonkey not that bad a shag though
Screwmonkey by Joel Drayton March 4, 2008

spudmonkey

a total goofball not constrained by your typical sense of reality and social norms.

One who would rather discuss farting noises than discuss anything remotely serious.
One who does not take life literally, or all that seriously.
The party really livened up once the spudmonkey arrived.
I could not get a straight answer, for all I tried, I swear that spudmonkey lied.
spudmonkey by growmoreweed May 12, 2014

SkudMonkey 

SEXY man beast who his very l33t
SkudMonkey by Stevo June 11, 2006

Scutmonkey 

A child of your own that you treat like a slave.
Do the dishes scutmonkey!
Scutmonkey by Chicago Drama September 2, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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