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Scrubmonked 

The act of getting moist, hairy testicles dragged across ones forehead. (Should be well sweaty)
A coon might enjoy getting Scrubmonked on the weekends while playing PS4.
Scrubmonked by DankCookie November 27, 2016
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Screwmonkey 

A Prostitute whom will go all out for a shag ( A slag)
Jennys a screwmonkey not that bad a shag though
Screwmonkey by Joel Drayton March 4, 2008

spudmonkey

a total goofball not constrained by your typical sense of reality and social norms.

One who would rather discuss farting noises than discuss anything remotely serious.
One who does not take life literally, or all that seriously.
The party really livened up once the spudmonkey arrived.
I could not get a straight answer, for all I tried, I swear that spudmonkey lied.
spudmonkey by growmoreweed May 12, 2014

SkudMonkey 

SEXY man beast who his very l33t
SkudMonkey by Stevo June 11, 2006

Scutmonkey 

A child of your own that you treat like a slave.
Do the dishes scutmonkey!
Scutmonkey by Chicago Drama September 2, 2022