scrudmonkey

dangit; a flip or takin it off and jergin your pet

compliments of Jake

a scrudmonkey i missed again for once in your life.

by Jeff, luke, nate April 5, 2005

Scrubmonked

The act of getting moist, hairy testicles dragged across ones forehead. (Should be well sweaty)

A coon might enjoy getting Scrubmonked on the weekends while playing PS4.

by DankCookie November 27, 2016

Screwmonkey

A Prostitute whom will go all out for a shag ( A slag)

Jennys a screwmonkey not that bad a shag though

by Joel Drayton March 4, 2008

spudmonkey

a total goofball not constrained by your typical sense of reality and social norms.

One who would rather discuss farting noises than discuss anything remotely serious.
One who does not take life literally, or all that seriously.

The party really livened up once the spudmonkey arrived.
I could not get a straight answer, for all I tried, I swear that spudmonkey lied.

by growmoreweed May 12, 2014

SkudMonkey

SEXY man beast who his very l33t

by Stevo June 11, 2006

Scutmonkey

A child of your own that you treat like a slave.

Do the dishes scutmonkey!

by Chicago Drama September 2, 2022