scrudmonkey

dangit; a flip or takin it off and jergin your pet

compliments of Jake

a scrudmonkey i missed again for once in your life.

scrudmonkey by Jeff, luke, nate April 5, 2005

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Scrubmonked

The act of getting moist, hairy testicles dragged across ones forehead. (Should be well sweaty)

A coon might enjoy getting Scrubmonked on the weekends while playing PS4.

Scrubmonked by DankCookie November 27, 2016

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scrudmonkey • spudmonkey • Screwmonkey • Scrubmonked • SkudMonkey

Screwmonkey

A Prostitute whom will go all out for a shag ( A slag)

Jennys a screwmonkey not that bad a shag though

Screwmonkey by Joel Drayton March 4, 2008

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spudmonkey

a total goofball not constrained by your typical sense of reality and social norms.

One who would rather discuss farting noises than discuss anything remotely serious.
One who does not take life literally, or all that seriously.

The party really livened up once the spudmonkey arrived.
I could not get a straight answer, for all I tried, I swear that spudmonkey lied.

spudmonkey by growmoreweed May 12, 2014

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SkudMonkey

SEXY man beast who his very l33t

SkudMonkey by Stevo June 11, 2006

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Scutmonkey

A child of your own that you treat like a slave.

Do the dishes scutmonkey!

Scutmonkey by Chicago Drama September 2, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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