A person or thing that Ejaculates a lot in public and sees no problem with it. A person or thing with Skeetzophrenia will normally masturbate for the majority of the day, and they will try to get other people to do the same thing. They will normally say they are trying to bring peace to the world by doing this and ease racial/species/class tensions. It has normally been used for just males who masturbate most the day, since females cant skeet, or at least its more like a squirt when females do it. Recently females have been added to the definition though.
Scientists are baffled at this new phenomenon, although it has been going on since the 1950s, but on a much smaller scale. The only explanation that the government and scientists have is that these people suffer from a severe mental illness. Some scientists think that it may be a special kind of Schizophrenia, or possibly an odd symptom of it. However, most these people dont show any of the other signs of Schizophrenia. People with this disorder will often say: "Its the only way to fly". People with this disorder are commonly called "Skeetzo".
Scientists are baffled at this new phenomenon, although it has been going on since the 1950s, but on a much smaller scale. The only explanation that the government and scientists have is that these people suffer from a severe mental illness. Some scientists think that it may be a special kind of Schizophrenia, or possibly an odd symptom of it. However, most these people dont show any of the other signs of Schizophrenia. People with this disorder will often say: "Its the only way to fly". People with this disorder are commonly called "Skeetzo".
Peewee Herman is rumored to have a minor case of Skeetzophrenia.
Avg Guy: "So...while were waiting for the train your just gonna masturbate...okay then(sarcastic)."
Skeetzo: (While masturbating) "Hey chill bra, this is my way of life okay? its not my fault that Im superior to you muggles, you can join me if you want."
Avg Guy: "Yeah...Im gonna have to pass...."
Skeetzo: "Your loss bra, Your loss"
(Dutch Schizo aka Goldmember walks past with a bowl of melted gold, and a paranoid look in his eye, he stares at Skeetzos member)
Dutch Schizo: (Talking to Avg Guy about Skeetzo) "Hey Guy, can I paint his Yoo-hoo gold? its kind of my thing, you know"
Avg Guy: (Moves in his power chair over to Schizo) "HOW BOUT NO, You Crazy Dutch Bastard!!!"
Avg Guy: "So...while were waiting for the train your just gonna masturbate...okay then(sarcastic)."
Skeetzo: (While masturbating) "Hey chill bra, this is my way of life okay? its not my fault that Im superior to you muggles, you can join me if you want."
Avg Guy: "Yeah...Im gonna have to pass...."
Skeetzo: "Your loss bra, Your loss"
(Dutch Schizo aka Goldmember walks past with a bowl of melted gold, and a paranoid look in his eye, he stares at Skeetzos member)
Dutch Schizo: (Talking to Avg Guy about Skeetzo) "Hey Guy, can I paint his Yoo-hoo gold? its kind of my thing, you know"
Avg Guy: (Moves in his power chair over to Schizo) "HOW BOUT NO, You Crazy Dutch Bastard!!!"
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Get the Skeetbot mug.Mount Skeetmore is the legendary mountain where the Skeet Friends had an epic battle against their enemies, the Deuce Droppers. The battle had nothing to do with fighting though, all they did was do what they were good at. The Skeet Friends masturbated and squirted semen on their opponents, and the deuce droppers crapped on their opponent. It was an even, and disgusting, fight but in the end the Deuce Droppers were sticky and covered in semen and the Skeet Friends prevailed. There were no fatalities, but it was not a pretty site.
The Skeet Friends and the Deuce Droppers both felt that what the other did was wrong. The Skeet Friends masturbated and ejaculated in public, and the Deuce Droppers dropped their pants and dropped deuces (Crapped) in public. However the Deuce Droppers were less liked because they made the place stink. The Skeet Friends just made the place sticky, but their goal was to promote peace. All the Deuce Droppers did was get people mad. The leader of the Skeet Friends was Skeet Magee, and the leader of the deuce droppers was Deputy Deuce.
The Skeet Friends and the Deuce Droppers both felt that what the other did was wrong. The Skeet Friends masturbated and ejaculated in public, and the Deuce Droppers dropped their pants and dropped deuces (Crapped) in public. However the Deuce Droppers were less liked because they made the place stink. The Skeet Friends just made the place sticky, but their goal was to promote peace. All the Deuce Droppers did was get people mad. The leader of the Skeet Friends was Skeet Magee, and the leader of the deuce droppers was Deputy Deuce.
Mount SkeetMore would have been named Mount Deucemore if the Deuce Droppers would have beat the Skeet Friends.
(Farnsworth, after walking into a McDonalds bathroom covered in feces, and semen from the floor to the ceiling)
"Oh my god, I declare Mount Skeetmore on this bathroom!!! ahhhh!!!" (Runs away crying)
(Farnsworth, after walking into a McDonalds bathroom covered in feces, and semen from the floor to the ceiling)
"Oh my god, I declare Mount Skeetmore on this bathroom!!! ahhhh!!!" (Runs away crying)
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