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Skeetonian 

A Skeetonian is the unit of measurement that is used to measure the power of Skeet.
Since there was no unit of measurement for skeet power, the "Skeetonian" was created.

The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.

Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.
Skeetonian by Meelo Rub-in September 28, 2012

skeetoon 

Noun: a receptacle for receiving semen from a distance. Term coined during a test in AP Physics
I managed to hit the skeetoon from 11 feet away
skeetoon by gingervitus March 12, 2008

Skee-Town Sizzler 

A Skee-Town Sizzler refers to when pop-rocks are inserted into a partner's mouth and are activated by urinating upon them. This practice originated in Muskegon, Michigan where people have nothing better to do than find creative ways to piss in each other's mouths.
Sandy said she liked Pop-Rocks so I gave her the Skee-Town Sizzler
a nickname made by people with no lives aka brianna and katie.
"skeeton found out that i squeeze my boobs together to make them look bigger!"
Skeeton by westbrook lovers January 6, 2009
dirty whore, liar, someone who makes up shit and needs a life, and wants to have sex in the bathroom, a person who thinks anyother person wheres to much makeup and squeezes there boobs together so they look bigger, a real cool cat
keeton yescott likes to be called skeeton.

keeton is a skeeton.

katie is not a skeeton.

briana is not a skeeton either.

skeeton by boob squeezer #3 January 3, 2009
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Slop Grenade

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floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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