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Skeetonian 

A Skeetonian is the unit of measurement that is used to measure the power of Skeet.
Since there was no unit of measurement for skeet power, the "Skeetonian" was created.

The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.

Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.
Skeetonian by Meelo Rub-in September 28, 2012

skeetoon 

Noun: a receptacle for receiving semen from a distance. Term coined during a test in AP Physics
I managed to hit the skeetoon from 11 feet away
skeetoon by gingervitus March 12, 2008

Skee-Town Sizzler 

A Skee-Town Sizzler refers to when pop-rocks are inserted into a partner's mouth and are activated by urinating upon them. This practice originated in Muskegon, Michigan where people have nothing better to do than find creative ways to piss in each other's mouths.
Sandy said she liked Pop-Rocks so I gave her the Skee-Town Sizzler
a nickname made by people with no lives aka brianna and katie.
"skeeton found out that i squeeze my boobs together to make them look bigger!"
Skeeton by westbrook lovers January 6, 2009
dirty whore, liar, someone who makes up shit and needs a life, and wants to have sex in the bathroom, a person who thinks anyother person wheres to much makeup and squeezes there boobs together so they look bigger, a real cool cat
keeton yescott likes to be called skeeton.

keeton is a skeeton.

katie is not a skeeton.

briana is not a skeeton either.

skeeton by boob squeezer #3 January 3, 2009
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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