Skeetio

An abbreviated version of the words "Skeety Ho". Means a person, female, who is both a skeet and a ho. General characteristics include skimpy clothing and a whoreish as well as skeety nature. May be seen smoking, drinking, doing drugs, holding up the walls of run down convience stores, giving blow jobs, ect.

Also, the type of cereal a skeet would eat if skeets ate cereal.

Bill : Man, did you see those chicks over there smoking it up with their pimps? Their skirts were so short I wasn't sure if they had anything on! They're total fuckin skeetios.

John : Fuck ya man, it's awesome.

Bill : Damn straight.

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Skeet : Shit, I'm hungry. I'ma get me some skeetios. *om nom nom nom* Yumm.

by WhyHelloThere. May 24, 2009

Skeetosis

Skeetosis is a variation of the famous "ketosis diet," in a regular ketosis diet a person will intake a high amount of healthy proteins, a high amount of healthy fats and very low amounts of carbohydrates. The diet mimics aspects of starvation by forcing the body to burn fats rather than carbohydrates. In Skeetosis, you intake high amounts of protein and fats by eating at places such as McDonald's, Burger King, Jack-n-the-Box and Chik-Fil-A but only eating the burger patties and disposing of the bread. It also includes heavy alcohol consumptions of beer at Maggies pub on Tuesdays. The "Motto" behind the diet is, eat big, lift big and i you will get results. The diet is a noobs diet in the sense that it gives an excuse to binge and not to ever really see any results. The diet also is against any forms of Cardio because it is believed to hinder gains before shedding any body fat.

Angel: "Hey Josh have you had any results since you started ketosis."
Josh: "No i haven't lost any weight since i started, my diet includes a lot of meat patties from fast food places and some drinking during the week."
Angel: "No wonder, thats not Ketosis, thats Skeetosis."

by Delatorre April 8, 2011

Skeetcocking

Similar to peacocking but instead of using fancy feathers to impress females, exotic cars, watches, and firearms are displayed.

That guy at work with the Ferrari is really skeetcocking to impress the ladys.

by Neogio September 14, 2017

yeeticus skeeticus deleticus

To remove someone from a game, classroom, group, etc

(in science class)
Aaron: The teacher can eat crap
Teacher: Aaron, you may leave my class and we will talk after class
A student: Aaron just got yeeticus skeeticus deleticused by the teacher

by iyoteduponsomeoneyesterday December 7, 2018

skettios

Spaghettios.

"Hey, I'mma go make some skettios, 'kay?"

by Mirk June 17, 2003

Skeetworthy

A woman who a man considers worthy of receiving his man juice all over her body. Typically seen on the covers of Sports Illustrated, Maxim, and the like, these women are the ones who we men would have sex with, whether we would tell anyone or not.

Damn, look at that girl right there, would you do her? Hell yeah man, she's skeetworthy!

by paddywack December 14, 2008

Skeetonian

A Skeetonian is the unit of measurement that is used to measure the power of Skeet.

Since there was no unit of measurement for skeet power, the "Skeetonian" was created.

The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.

Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.

by Meelo Rub-in September 28, 2012