schwanz

German word for "tail", in germany also used to describe a man's penis.
(like "dick" or "cock" in english)

Via the jewish dialect "Yiddish", it
has found its way into the american
slang, also meaning "Penis".

My Schwanz is getting hard.

by kegmeister June 1, 2004

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schwartzentalk

A late night philosophical therapy session with a well intentioned middle aged unshaven friend, often seen wearing a worn baseball cap, holding a cold Miller Lite in one hand and a Marlboro in the other. Talks generally begin after most of the group have wandered off to bed, leaving the recipient alone, sometimes lasting until daybreak.

Man, Dionne was the last one standing and received his schwartzentalk until the sun came up over the beach...

by proamauto July 31, 2023

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Chocolate Schwartz

A sexual act where a guy takes his penis (Schwartz, think Spaceballs the Movie) out of a girl's ass and it's covered in feces and procedes to stick it in either her mouth or vagina.

John gave Sally the 'ol Chocolate Schwartz last night

by Sayruh81 April 6, 2011

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Brodie Schwartz

A young savage that surfs the ROBLOX Twitter Community and likes to post pictures of himself without any clothes on.

brodie schwartz should just stop

by Twinny_RBLX December 31, 2014

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Red Schwartze

Pronounced "Red Shuvatzah".Schwartze is the Yiddish word for "black".
It is a play on the term "Red Lobster"because blacks think that the restaurant is such a classy place to go,what with their cloth napkins
umlimited cheesy butter biscuits.They are the reason "Red Lobster" is going to an automatic gratuity.They had better take EBT.

Girl,we bet be gettin' to the "Red Schwartze" for some scrimps.

by Goose Tatum August 28, 2013