Selfish
Urban
Vanity
Driven by Assholes who are too preoccupied with showing off their vanity than saving the enviroment.
Urban
Vanity
Driven by Assholes who are too preoccupied with showing off their vanity than saving the enviroment.
by Brad Bitzer January 28, 2004
Get the SUVmug. Soccer Mom's Ultimate Vehicle. These are created so that soccer mom can drive her little unwanted bastards to band practice and the soccer field in confort.
It is not uncommen for Soccer mom to driver with a cell phone stuck in her ear and trying to yield a 2 ton vehicle with one hand.
Be alert for these. They are often seen upside down, swerving heavily, or 3 feet away from the outside traffic line, or augerred into the hillside.
While they do offer 4 Wheel drive Soccer Moms and yuppies never have a use for this feature. The only off-road duty these see is when they back up into the flower bed.
It is not uncommen for Soccer mom to driver with a cell phone stuck in her ear and trying to yield a 2 ton vehicle with one hand.
Be alert for these. They are often seen upside down, swerving heavily, or 3 feet away from the outside traffic line, or augerred into the hillside.
While they do offer 4 Wheel drive Soccer Moms and yuppies never have a use for this feature. The only off-road duty these see is when they back up into the flower bed.
by DrMeandudeMD October 6, 2006
Get the SUVmug. by dj gs68 September 23, 2003
Get the SUVmug. A useless bulk of metal, plastic and other materials that uses an excessive ammount of gasoline. Commonly used in jokes about soccer moms and Republicans.
by buttonshXc February 14, 2004
Get the SUVmug. Sport utility vehicle. A terrorist fundraiser on wheels. A machine that turns large amounts of the world's bloodiest conflict commodity into a poison gas so fat-rich people can get from their televisions to their sedentary jobs without having to stand up.
When filling your SUV and watching the numbers on the pump go up, somewhere the same thing is happening to a terrorist's bank account. Stop buying these things you vain, insecure little twats.
by author October 14, 2006
Get the SUVmug. A mammoth-sized automobile used for no other purpose than to piss off the people they park next to. This angers the victim right up to the point where they have to get their kid out of the car to see if another car is coming past the other side of the ridiculously over-sized heap of metal.
I say we find the manufacturers of SUVs around the world and enslave them to resurrecting the Pinto. Nobody would dare to tailgate you in a Pinto.
by Phatal August 29, 2004
Get the SUVmug.