Dead Starfish

A girl who doesn't move or say anything during sex, just lays down with her arms and legs out, resembling a dead starfish.

Jim:"Man, did you get with Amber from the club last night?"
Bob:"Sure did, but she was a total Dead Starfish"
Jim:"Fuck I hate it when that happens"

by MadMaxxxx July 11, 2009

Starshine

1. Someone who shines like the stars in the night.

2. Someone who fills your life with light.

3. Someone who's eyes sparkle like stars.

4. Someone who you don't want to take your eyes off of.

5. Someone who is worth more than all the diamonds in the sky.

My fiance's nickname is Starshine because if I lost her, the stars would throw themselves out of the heavens.

by Maltheangel April 19, 2009

counter starfish

When a girl is being passive at sex in missionary position, the guy 'returns the favour' by inserting his penis but not moving.

Kevlar Burrito: "I had sex with a girl last night but she was just laying there doing nothing"

Perverted Manhore: "I've never had this happen to me but if I did i know i'd just go all the way in then lay on top of her and counter starfish. Not even mad."

by lemonkoala November 3, 2013

starfish surprise

When pounding the vagina at a high rate of speed, you miss the vagina and jab the asshole by mistake.

"Hillary, why are you walking like a duck"? "Uhhg, that asshole from the bar last night gave me a starfish surprise".

by Ben Fugin Cho Mamma July 10, 2012

Starchy

When someone's personality is overtly bland or unappealing. They enjoy doing some of the most boring activities you could imagine. They also tend to kill jokes before you finish them because they possess little to no sense of humor whatsoever. They are the color gray in human form.

Tom: I was reviewing my stock portfolio yesterday and Harry told me I should invest in AAH instead of Carter-West. Its like he's never seen their market projections lol.
Ryan: Holy shit you are starchy?

by FettyWapsLeftEye August 10, 2017

Starship Pooper

When you lay on your stomach and fire a crap out of your ass toward the sky.

Kirk was lying on his belly naked when he fired a Starship Pooper out his ass into outer space.

by joseph blough April 15, 2022

Starchild-demigod

An extraterrestrial demigod (semigod from another planet, the stars or outer-space), particularly one who has incarnated.

The starchild-demigod mocked a demigod from Earth saying, 'You earthling demigods are the scum of the Earth and we celestial demigods are more ethereal, since we come from the stars!'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis May 15, 2022