by jemenfous August 15, 2011
Get the Sale Pute mug.the sale tramp is essentially the tramp who resides in the sale/stretford area in manchester, england.
He has green natural dreadlocks i.e.matted hair beyond belief that it has formed into dreads, and he stinks pretty badly. Can often be spotted in Tesco's in Sale drinking tesco value lemonade. He also seems to refuse help accprding to a number of stories from people i know. When people ask him for money for example he refuses and says he chose this life and doesnt want peoples pity. Rumpurs have been circulating recently that he has been killed, decapitated to be precise by some scallies/chavs. I can only speculate to the authenticity of such stories but i suspect it to be true. Rumours are also circulating however whjich contradict this rumour such as that he did indeed get beat up pretty badly recently but he got taken to hospital where they fixed him up, c;eaned him, shaved his matted hair and beard and phoned the housing trust where he was hpused under a new identity. Again only speculation.
He has green natural dreadlocks i.e.matted hair beyond belief that it has formed into dreads, and he stinks pretty badly. Can often be spotted in Tesco's in Sale drinking tesco value lemonade. He also seems to refuse help accprding to a number of stories from people i know. When people ask him for money for example he refuses and says he chose this life and doesnt want peoples pity. Rumpurs have been circulating recently that he has been killed, decapitated to be precise by some scallies/chavs. I can only speculate to the authenticity of such stories but i suspect it to be true. Rumours are also circulating however whjich contradict this rumour such as that he did indeed get beat up pretty badly recently but he got taken to hospital where they fixed him up, c;eaned him, shaved his matted hair and beard and phoned the housing trust where he was hpused under a new identity. Again only speculation.
'hey theres the sale tramp!'
'that sale tramp is eating outta the salad bowl in the the tescos restaurant again!'
'that sale tramp loves tesco value lemonade doesnt he?!?!'
'that sale tramp is eating outta the salad bowl in the the tescos restaurant again!'
'that sale tramp loves tesco value lemonade doesnt he?!?!'
by shpannah September 7, 2006
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Akin to beer goggles, sale goggles happen when you buy something JUST because it's on sale. It may be a terrible product that you will have regrets about once the buzz of acquisition has worn off.
I was at Target checking out the clearance items and came across a purple and yellow striped shirt. After buying it I came home and realized that it makes me look like a "special needs" bumble bee. Darn those sale goggles!
by Kayiemm February 24, 2010
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Mi hermano se salió un gallo cuando era gritando
My brothers voice cracked when he was streaming
Mi hermano se salió un gallo cuando era gritando
My brothers voice cracked when he was streaming
by El boricua chiquitito March 18, 2019
Get the sale un gallo mug.A man who is being dragged around women's clothes shops during a sale and being used to carry around the hundreds of items their partner thinks they like the look of until they finally decide to pay.
Woman: Time to get up for the sales!
Man: Piss off, it's boxing day and I'm too hung over to be your sale clothes rail. Go by yourself
Woman: GET UP NOW!
...
Woman:
Hmm, I like this. Hold this.
This would go nice with my shoes, hold this.
Hold these.
Do you think I'd look good in this? Can you hold it and I'll try it on.
I'll buy this, I can always bring it back. Hold this for me.
...
Woman:
Actually, the queue is a bit long. We'll be here ages. Just leave all the stuff and we'll look in another shop instead.
Man: Piss off, it's boxing day and I'm too hung over to be your sale clothes rail. Go by yourself
Woman: GET UP NOW!
...
Woman:
Hmm, I like this. Hold this.
This would go nice with my shoes, hold this.
Hold these.
Do you think I'd look good in this? Can you hold it and I'll try it on.
I'll buy this, I can always bring it back. Hold this for me.
...
Woman:
Actually, the queue is a bit long. We'll be here ages. Just leave all the stuff and we'll look in another shop instead.
by Crundy January 14, 2008
Get the sale clothes rail mug.A bat often brought to a sale by older women which is used to fight for a sale item. Usually done when another grandma tries to get the same sale item you wanted first. Sale Bats are also part of the pre-Christmas workout called 'Sale-R-cise', although it can be used at any time. The first known use of a Sale Bat was on April 27, 2011 when Beatrice and Paul Middleton were playing with one. You have to be careful not to get caught with it or else you will hear Mom yell very loudly.
Beatrice: Hey Wilson, want me to teach you how to use a Sale Bat?
Wilson: (stunned) Are you talking like a vandal? I don't know. What good will a Sale Bat do me? Are you trying to get me in trouble here?
Beatrice: No, this is how you use a Sale Bat. Its a whole lot of fun. What you do is you take it to the store and wait for an old granny like me to come and steal a sale item. Then here's the fun part: you clobber them with it. I mean, you really let 'em have it!
Bryant: Beatrice Elvira Mary Duke Middleton!! What in the world are you teaching him? To steal stuff? Oh my God! My own Gunny Granny, a common criminal!!
Beatrice: (laughing) Well, you want a piece of it! We could We could practice on Grandma Flo. It'd be fun. Then we could go to the store and try it out for real.
Morris: (really angry) Mom, I don't approve of this. You are NOT taking that ball bat to the store. I will not have it!
Beatrice: (starts swinging at Morris with the baseball bat) You want a piece of me, son? Do you?!! Pretend I'm at the store trying to steal something you want. I'm trying to give you all a lesson here. That's all this is.
Morris: Hey, that item was in my cart. Get away from it!! (grabs the bat and whacks Beatrice hard in the arm).
Beatrice: That's it! You've got it now! That's a Sale Bat. Every granny should keep one of these. Even a Gunny Granny like me.
Wilson: (stunned) Are you talking like a vandal? I don't know. What good will a Sale Bat do me? Are you trying to get me in trouble here?
Beatrice: No, this is how you use a Sale Bat. Its a whole lot of fun. What you do is you take it to the store and wait for an old granny like me to come and steal a sale item. Then here's the fun part: you clobber them with it. I mean, you really let 'em have it!
Bryant: Beatrice Elvira Mary Duke Middleton!! What in the world are you teaching him? To steal stuff? Oh my God! My own Gunny Granny, a common criminal!!
Beatrice: (laughing) Well, you want a piece of it! We could We could practice on Grandma Flo. It'd be fun. Then we could go to the store and try it out for real.
Morris: (really angry) Mom, I don't approve of this. You are NOT taking that ball bat to the store. I will not have it!
Beatrice: (starts swinging at Morris with the baseball bat) You want a piece of me, son? Do you?!! Pretend I'm at the store trying to steal something you want. I'm trying to give you all a lesson here. That's all this is.
Morris: Hey, that item was in my cart. Get away from it!! (grabs the bat and whacks Beatrice hard in the arm).
Beatrice: That's it! You've got it now! That's a Sale Bat. Every granny should keep one of these. Even a Gunny Granny like me.
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