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Sack-religious

A sack-religious person is an individual who eulogizes someone's genitals.
Random: Can't you see that Luke is absolutely perfect in everything he does?

Sam: I'm not sack-religious, so I can't hold your opinion.
by Natural phenomena. May 28, 2019
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Religious people

People who believe in God/Gods.

Some religious people are extremists, believing that they are right and everyone who disagrees with them is wrong. There are also Atheists, who don’t believe in gods. Some atheists don’t completely deny gods, they just aren’t sure. Atheists can be extremists, too. These “bad” atheists think that if you believe in god/gods, then you are an idiot and delusional.

But since you can’t prove or disprove any god's existence, you really shouldn’t walk around telling people they are wrong for what they believe.
by T pose for PewDiePie April 3, 2019
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Religious Conflict

What itiots from 3rd-world nations (particularly in the middle east) do when they get bored.
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Shi'ite Muslim 1: "You wanna go start a war with the Sunnis?"

Shi'ite Muslim 2: "Yeah!"

Sunni Muslim: "Well, you're too late; I'm startin' a war with you first!"

Shi'ite 1: "No your not!"

Both parties simultaneously pull out AK-47's and shoot each other.

That's Religious Conflict for ya'.
by JBurton31 April 18, 2010
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religious idiots

People who combine their sheer stupidity, simple minds and poor understanding of their religion.
"Japanese people are of the devil because they don't conform to our standards!"
"Keep your children away from this show because it shows animals having emotions and is therefore satanic!"
"9/11 was caused because there are gay people!"
"Praise be top God for killing all of this ethnic group!"

Ever heard of "Judge not"? Bunch of religious idiots.
by udusers1 August 22, 2011
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Religious Tourettes

An affliction most commonly to those who attend church. It is the yelling out of affirmations to the preachers words during a sermon. Commons words and phrases yelled are amen, hallelujah, and praise jesus.
by Adam Hobbs September 28, 2008
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Religious Tea

Has been made since the dawn of time. The method is unchanged, and widespread, from Catholics to Muslims. Every holy meeting will serve this drink.

You take an urn filled with enough water for 20 people and heat it to a stage that is beyond scalding. You then add enough tea leaves for perhaps 2 people and leave it to stew. When the time comes to drink it, serve it in fragile cups with a handle that heats up to the temperature of the liquid. Despite the fact that the drink is horrible, people will drink it and smile sweetly. You can't turn down tea served by a holy person. It's one of the rules of life, along with "you can't hit an old person" and "you can never bollock someone elses kid for being a little shit"

Religious Tea in a CofE church hall comes with a massive side of sympathy that you didn't ask for, and didn't need. You will have your arm touched and rubbed by old ladies and will be called a "good girl/boy"

Religious Tea in a Catholic church hall comes with a side of wrath and hellfire and possible eternal damnation for thinking that you don't like the tea. You may even have to confess if you don't finish it.

Religious Tea in an Adventist church hall comes with a side of awe and wonderment at the marvellous ways of God and sheer admiration that He saw fit to give us tea to drink.

Religious Tea in a Mosque comes with a side of dynamite and optional pre- packed rucksack and train ticket
"Would you like a cup of tea?"
"Oh, yes please Vicar"

(aside)- "Damn, I fucking hate Religious Tea"
by MagickDio March 17, 2010
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religious conservative

1. A total asshole.

2. A hypocritical dip shit who wants government out of everyone's life but at the same time wants to legislate marriage and what happens in the bedroom.

3. Someone who is so preoccupied with gay marriage that you would think they had a gay porno playing in their head.
by nsw August 29, 2012
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