16 definitions by JBurton31
by JBurton31 September 14, 2010
Something that does not benefit either party involved, teacher or student; extra work that should be done in class but isn't for some stupid reason.
The teacher is just making more work for you and for himself/herself.
Why???
We may never know.
The teacher is just making more work for you and for himself/herself.
Why???
We may never know.
I would rather stay in school for 9 hours instead of 7, provided we don't have homework.
Among things I'd rather do:
Poop
Slap someone
Break a window
Fart
Blow my nose
Work in a coal mine (not really)
Sleep
Defacate on the homework
Wipe myself with the homework
Hit someone over the head with a frying pan
Try on all of the clothes in my closet
Go outside
Stay inside
Not fart
Shoot a BB gun
Play "Ding-Dong-Ditch"
Throw myself into a huge room full of packing peanuts
Parasail
Jump out of an airplane (Not happening!)
Belch
Play Videogames
Play online games
Play hopscotch
Play with myself (not what you're thinking, although...)
Drive a Lamborghini Murcielago
Drive a crappy-ass car
Drive a not-so-crappy-ass-but-still-somewhat-crappy-ass car
Crash a not-so-crappy-ass-but-still-somewhat-crappy-ass car
Eat Glass
Climb a tree
Fall from the tree
Try again and subsequently fail
Try many more times until I have not the stregnth nor the willpower to try again
And Much, Much More...
And since I have decided that I'm not going to do my homework, I can gurantee that I'll do at least 5 of these things tonight!!! ;)
Among things I'd rather do:
Poop
Slap someone
Break a window
Fart
Blow my nose
Work in a coal mine (not really)
Sleep
Defacate on the homework
Wipe myself with the homework
Hit someone over the head with a frying pan
Try on all of the clothes in my closet
Go outside
Stay inside
Not fart
Shoot a BB gun
Play "Ding-Dong-Ditch"
Throw myself into a huge room full of packing peanuts
Parasail
Jump out of an airplane (Not happening!)
Belch
Play Videogames
Play online games
Play hopscotch
Play with myself (not what you're thinking, although...)
Drive a Lamborghini Murcielago
Drive a crappy-ass car
Drive a not-so-crappy-ass-but-still-somewhat-crappy-ass car
Crash a not-so-crappy-ass-but-still-somewhat-crappy-ass car
Eat Glass
Climb a tree
Fall from the tree
Try again and subsequently fail
Try many more times until I have not the stregnth nor the willpower to try again
And Much, Much More...
And since I have decided that I'm not going to do my homework, I can gurantee that I'll do at least 5 of these things tonight!!! ;)
by JBurton31 April 20, 2010
America Is... (By Me)
A country founded on pure principals
that are not always true
but mostly are
A country containing many different
but alike
A country of greed
and charity
A country of technology
A country of tools
A country of fools
A country of millions
with debt in the billions
A Bully
A Friend
A country with a hand to Lend
And a country that needs to Mend
A country that is broken?
A country that needs to be woken?
Loved
Hated
Revered
Despised
Home of the Brave
Land of the Free
America is up to you,
Not up to me;
It all depends on what you see.
A country founded on pure principals
that are not always true
but mostly are
A country containing many different
but alike
A country of greed
and charity
A country of technology
A country of tools
A country of fools
A country of millions
with debt in the billions
A Bully
A Friend
A country with a hand to Lend
And a country that needs to Mend
A country that is broken?
A country that needs to be woken?
Loved
Hated
Revered
Despised
Home of the Brave
Land of the Free
America is up to you,
Not up to me;
It all depends on what you see.
by JBurton31 April 13, 2010
What itiots from 3rd-world nations (particularly in the middle east) do when they get bored.
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Shi'ite Muslim 1: "You wanna go start a war with the Sunnis?"
Shi'ite Muslim 2: "Yeah!"
Sunni Muslim: "Well, you're too late; I'm startin' a war with you first!"
Shi'ite 1: "No your not!"
Both parties simultaneously pull out AK-47's and shoot each other.
That's Religious Conflict for ya'.
Shi'ite Muslim 2: "Yeah!"
Sunni Muslim: "Well, you're too late; I'm startin' a war with you first!"
Shi'ite 1: "No your not!"
Both parties simultaneously pull out AK-47's and shoot each other.
That's Religious Conflict for ya'.
by JBurton31 April 19, 2010
The angle that, if passed, will result in a rough pour into a glass from the carton. The chug line determines wether you will get a smooth pour or a rough pour into your glass.
If you are above the chug line or angle, the liquid escaping the container and the air entering the container will both be able to move through the mouth of the container at the same time. If you are holding a container below the chug line (lower angle) the ammount of liquid escaping exceeds the ammount of air entering, creating a vacume. Once this happens, air will rush into the container, pushing back the liquid. The process then repeats rapidly, creating an uneven pour or "chug".
If you are above the chug line or angle, the liquid escaping the container and the air entering the container will both be able to move through the mouth of the container at the same time. If you are holding a container below the chug line (lower angle) the ammount of liquid escaping exceeds the ammount of air entering, creating a vacume. Once this happens, air will rush into the container, pushing back the liquid. The process then repeats rapidly, creating an uneven pour or "chug".
by JBurton31 April 27, 2010
Dorothy thinks that Oz is real, but she is a stupid bitch who doesn't know what the fuck she is talking about. If you tried to go over the rainbow, you would fall and die, dumbass.
by JBurton31 April 10, 2010
Any of the 6-10 year old girls (and sometimes boys) that have been phsycologically brainwashed by Disney Channel.
Disney Channel is killing your little sibling from the inside out, but it's too late to save her... she's already been captivated by the glamour....she will soon become a Disney Bitch
by JBurton31 April 21, 2010