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Prison Jester

A nickname for the famous Dr. Bunnygirl, the prison psychologist who can’t stop the compulsive unprofessional pranking that threatens to destroy her as yet untarnished career.
A Prison Jester is really only truly funny when they become infamous.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2020
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Priscilla

A great friend and you will never forget her. She is confident, even through her struggles, she never wants to give up she always keeps going. Priscilla is a great person, judge her she doesn't care, make fun of her she may care but keeps walking on, if she falls down she will get right back up. She will fight for what she wants. She is a perfect person, she has a great personality, she goes through a lot but she always gets stronger from everything. She is a beautiful person. She is a great friend and you won't ever forget her, you can't leave her, she will always be there for you and you should be the same way for her.
--That girl is such a priscilla--

--I need to know her, she is such a priscilla--
by BeyondtheInfinity November 18, 2013
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prison puppet

Anyone working inside a prison who tows the party line and pushes the agenda of the state.
The manner of a prison puppet and the cadence of their speech, along with their glibly canned words, usually outs them in an instant.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2018
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prison mike

One of Michael Scott's many, many characters.
Jim: What did you do Prison Mike?
Prison Mike: I stole and I robbed and I kidnapped the President's son and held him for ransom.
Jim: That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.
Prison Mike: And I never got caught, neither.
Jim: Well, you were in prison.
Pam: Prison Mike, what was the food like in prison?
Prison Mike: Gruel (pause) sandwiches. Gruel omelets. Nothin' but gruel. Plus you can eat your own hair.
Pam: Wow.
by Dougedatamazingdog May 23, 2018
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Prison wallet

The anal cavity of a convict, used to store valued possessions like drugs and weapons. Keistering is the fine art of stashing and withdrawing items from the prison wallet.
How'd he get that shit past security?
Easy, he just stashed it in his prison wallet.
by K. Washington July 26, 2016
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prissy pedal

Wait, is this a Tesla? SHIT! Well step on the prissy pedal! - Eric Cartman
by hoyclan October 11, 2013
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PrisInman Presses

This is a strength exercise that was invented by a strong white inmate in Prison in Connecticut. It combines the art of the deep squat and as the lifter rises back to normal height, then strict presses the weight above his head and locks his arms out and holds it there. A true PrisInman squat is finished by yelling the phrase "welcome to prison" at the end of it...thus revealing your superiority to others in a confined area.
People who complete PrisInman Presses are also well known for their Prison behaviors such as grabbing a handful of dirt during a volleyball game in your left hand, awaiting another Inmate to set the ball for you, and then viciously spiking the ball in the face, scrotum, or chest of the opposing Inmate, then throwing the dirt in their face while yelling the phrase "welcome to prison". Usually it will be a Latin King member you are playing against, since the only things they do in Prison is steal, pick on weaker white people and play volleyball and complain while doing so...
The PrisInman press reflects a bigger picture of society, that just because you lost the game of life, does not mean that you cannot beat the fuck out of someone while doing time, and look damn good while doing so.
PrisInman presses can only be done by very strong people, usually white people, they are usually of the Aryan race and have blonde hair and blue eyes.
Holy Shit, did you see that white kid from D-Block PrisInman press 315 pounds, that was fucking amazing.

Hey, wanna do PrisInman presses with me today, I am working shoulders and traps.

How the fuck did PrisInman do that, I am not able to lift that weight because I am not strong or smart.

Arguing over a prisinman press is like getting a gold medal in the special olympics, even if you win, you are still retarted.
by PrisInman July 17, 2011
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