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8:21

8:21 pm. The time I finally stop being lazy and get on my homework.
It's 8:21 pm, this sucks!
by hoyclan April 26, 2010
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internet explorer 6

Short definition: dog crap sandwich

Long definition: The worst quality browser ever, this browser reeks of ass. Released on August 27th, 2001, it had little competition at first, and though it sucked, it (and other IE versions) gained a 95% market share around 2003. IE very nearly held a virtual monopoly by forcing it into every operating system, as well as the fact that in 2003 Netscape was long dead and Firefox had yet to be released, leaving just a few little known browsers. In 2004 Firefox rose up and started pissing on Internet Explorer 6's market share as people switched to the new, well engineered browser. By 2006 avid Internet users had switched to Firefox, and IE 6 was replaced by the slightly less crap Internet Explorer 7.

It was the most bug ridden Internet Explorer. Only a couple of years after IE7 superceded it, websites are dropping IE6 support. It had numerous security issues and had trouble displaying many web sites. One line of code can make it crash and anti-IE6 campaigns have been launched.
A pile of piss makes a better browser than Internet Explorer 6.
by hoyclan December 23, 2009
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tevitor

Someone that rides in a large number of different cars. Typically found at high schools and colleges.
When someone rides in as many cars in a week as it takes a typical person a semester to ride in, you know you have a tevitor on your hands.
by hoyclan February 22, 2012
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92nd base

When you have sex in the back of a Duesenberg being driven by a unicorn named Karen at exactly 88 mph with a Vegas prostitute, a MILF, a woman with L-cup boobs, a breeze block, a half-melted ice cream sandwich, a Pikachu, a Sega SG-1000, Terminator, and a bottle of hot sauce while humming "I Just Called To Say I Love You" and juggling McNuggets while "Drops of Jupiter" is playing loudly in G-Major.
Only Chuck Norris has ever gotten to, or can get to, 92nd base.
by hoyclan July 18, 2019
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299

The number that sunk Sega and kickstarted the PlayStation's success in 1995.

At E3 in 1995, Sega announced that their new Saturn console would be $399 as they surprise-launched it. Both the Saturn and the PlayStation were already out in Japan, and the PlayStation had more impressive-looking games, so it was natural to expect that it would be at least $399, right?

Then the Sony president walked up to the lectern and said that fateful number...
"Hmmm, I'm looking forward to this Sega Saturn, but it's a little expensive and the PlayStation's games look at least as good. Get a Saturn now or wait until September to get a PlayStation?
"299."
"That's it, I'm getting a PlayStation."
by hoyclan August 16, 2023
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Mexican food

The only food worth having to take an epic shit after eating.
by hoyclan March 13, 2011
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Vac

Michael bought a Dirt Devil vac from Wal-Mart.
by hoyclan August 10, 2016
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