Splattitude

The phenomenon of not just falling FLAT on your face, but SPLAT, especially when you think what you were saying was being said with a lot of attitude.

He is suffering from a bad case of Splattitude..

by Ford BLET February 21, 2011

Platitude

Platypus with attitude

The best way to keep your kids away from sex is to inform them of everything there is, instead of giving them platitude.

by Branjamin Franklin July 17, 2009

prattitude

When everything about ones demeanor or character or speech or attitude reeks of being a complete prat, having a false sense of entitlement, arrogance, and being clueless as to social etiquette due to aforementioned sense of entitlement and dumbfuckery.

Damn, that guy Blaque has a bad prattitude about.. well, everything!

Whenever James opens his mouth, he betrays his own irredeemable prattitude.

by wirdatrd May 16, 2013

pleptitude

1. An ability that is perceived to be present, or presented, based on a person's credentials

"His CV was laden with pleptitudes"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

planktitude

A measure or act of total stupidity.

1) It took an enormous amount of planktitude to put petrol in the fuel tank of a diesel car.

2) Walking into a closed, glass patio door would be an act of planktitude.

by h1ppyj0hn October 13, 2009

platitude salad

The language used when members of the Democratic Party talk to their constituents. This language is intended to galvanize a populace to vote for a particular Democratic party member as it appears to be a lead-in to more progressive policy. However, this is followed by zero substance, no legitimate policy, deafening silence and inaction which bewilders and misleads the general public. Make no mistake of it, this is totally intentional as the Democratic party does not care about you unless it's correlated to lining their own filthy pockets.

Hillary Clinton's entire presidential platform was a gigantic platitude salad. She had nothing to offer real Americans who were struggling, and lost to a narcissistic idiot loudmouth moron who has never even eaten a salad in their lifetime.

by Genna tayleeah June 19, 2019

Flattitude

That grateful feeling when your flatulence doesn't leave a surprise in your shorts.

While stuck in traffic, Dave gave a sigh of flattitude when the fart was only a fart.

by elKeitho May 26, 2016