A ned is the proper name for a stainless steel dishwashing scrubby that is placed above a sink drain to keep the drain flowing, free from any clogging that may occur. Named after Ned Bechtold who developed this technique.
Hey Chris, don't forget to put a ned in that sink of the fish scales are gonna clog it up real quick.
by MongerX August 29, 2009
A lovely intelligent boy, generally likes to stay home and relax.
Enjoys smoking pot and hanging out with friends in his home in the forest
Enjoys smoking pot and hanging out with friends in his home in the forest
Ned also known as nedalicious
by the girlfromthe place February 03, 2010
The act of being a nerd, without the R of course. This word can be used as a noun, adjective or a noun.
by Bigyak September 07, 2011
Ned is a loving caring person. He loves helping kids and pleasuring them filling them with his magical spunk. His hobbo looks represents his thirst for juicy ass and loves a naughty little wank every now again often to great powers like Donald trump or the queen.
by K1Mist January 20, 2022
Non-Educated Delinquent.
Usually found in or around Glasgow, Scotland hanging around shop corners drinking a tonic wine named "Buckfast" and showing each other their 'blades'
by Stewart Hannan July 20, 2005
A man with a dry sense of humor who was at one point in his life, a social outcast, driven into a deep depression, and is slowly overcoming this problem by being an academic counselor who tells extremely lame jokes while putting one hand in his left pocket, thrusting his hips to the right, and shooting the "double-finger gun" at a 45º angle towards the ground.
Can usually be found wearing a button-up shirt with a collage of ducks and dogs scattered on it. He also wears an ugly pair of forest-green khakis slacks. His facial features include enormous ears, large, pointy, and crooked nose, and a clean-shaven face.
Name: Ned
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 135 lbs
Shoe Size: > 16
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Body Type: Lanky
Location: School Classroom
Occupation: Academic Advisor/Counselor
Habits: 1. Thrusting the symbol "The Ned" high in the air. 2. Repeating the main subject of every sentence you say to him while engaged in coversation.
Can usually be found wearing a button-up shirt with a collage of ducks and dogs scattered on it. He also wears an ugly pair of forest-green khakis slacks. His facial features include enormous ears, large, pointy, and crooked nose, and a clean-shaven face.
Name: Ned
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 135 lbs
Shoe Size: > 16
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Body Type: Lanky
Location: School Classroom
Occupation: Academic Advisor/Counselor
Habits: 1. Thrusting the symbol "The Ned" high in the air. 2. Repeating the main subject of every sentence you say to him while engaged in coversation.
Example 1:
Kids: "Ned, we are thinking about jobbing out of 6th and 7th hour, now that football is over."
Ned: "Jaaawwbbin' out"
Example 2:
Kids: Ned, we are thinking about getting into some serious supersadomasochisticnecrobeastiality.
Ned: "Supersadomasochisticnecrobeastiality."
Kids: "Ned, we are thinking about jobbing out of 6th and 7th hour, now that football is over."
Ned: "Jaaawwbbin' out"
Example 2:
Kids: Ned, we are thinking about getting into some serious supersadomasochisticnecrobeastiality.
Ned: "Supersadomasochisticnecrobeastiality."
by Wet Festus February 01, 2009
Anybody who wears Burberry, drinks "Buckie" and hangs about randomly on street corners of a night with their shell-suit bottoms tucked into their socks. Stands for Non Educated Delinquent. Also, sticks up middle finger at any nearby camera in a vain attempt to look like a "hard man". The female version sports sovereign rings on every finger and is commonly referred to as a "Senga".
by Hailey October 25, 2003