napoleon complex
napoleon complex by DivineSeparated January 12, 2008
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Napoleon complex
Showing up in a town you're not originally from looking to conquer it (whether it's done as a game or for your amusement, or some less lofty purpose) is more like a Napoleon complex than not.
He/she was saying/writing something about somebody else having a Napoleon complex and retaliation, though nobody else had brought up the subject of physical altercations but him/her (at least not yet).
Napoleon complex by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021
Napoleon complex
The Napoleon complex, also known as short-man complex, small man syndrome and many other hilarious names, is a debilitating inferiority complex that axiomatically afflicts all manlets (males shorter than 5ft10). The deep insecurity that results from being the same height as a little girl, drives the petite and effeminate manlet to ever greater levels of compensation, delusion and puerile rage. If the afflicted manlet is a turbo-manlet or terminally insecure, then the already devastating Napoleon complex can advance to a Napoleon complex deluxe. Infamous Napoleon complex deluxe sufferers like tiny Tom Cruise and lying manlet boy Todd Howard have shown the world that, despite their stunted physical development, they aspire to the maximal height of insanity.
Look at that sissy manlet boy prancing around in high heels while insulting people over there, I hope he chokes on his Napoleon complex! That utterly insignificant runt of a manlet is clearly suffering from a Napoleon complex deluxe, if you ask me. Short people got no reason...
Napoleon complex by ManletDepreciator July 19, 2024
Napoleon complex psychosis
Driven to madness by manletism and the naturally resulting Napoleon complex psychosis, the deranged manlet boy goes into a catatonic state and idly spends his ample free time, in between involuntary stints at acute psychiatric wards, by sitting motionlessly atop of open-air jungle gyms, as he mourns the blindingly obvious fact that he is forever a boy and will never be a man, while the other children pelt him with dried dog turds and stolen garden gnomes, by maniacally jumping up and down with manlet rage underneath outdoor basketball hoops while wearing nothing but high heels and a training bra (to the great amusement of the gathered manmores) or by lying face down on the floor of his hobbit-hole while tearfully and repetitively reciting the lyrics of Randy Newman's unforgettably unsurpassable smash hit Short People.
Amanda: Manlet detected - why is that sobbing and diminutively dwarfed little sadlet sprinting half-naked through the park over there? Melanie: The Napoleon complex psychosis suffering sissy boy was making a fool of himself on the basketball court, so the masculine manmores stuffed him into the hoop and now the midget monstrosity is scuttling back to his hobbit-hole. Amanda: Manlets BTFO. Hahahahaha! Melanie: Manlets, when will they learn?
Napoleon complex psychosis by ManletDepreciator August 30, 2024
Napoleon complex deluxe
A much more extreme version of the devastatingly debilitating prototypical Napoleon complex, the absolutely crippling Napoleon complex deluxe afflicts only the most terminally insecure sissy manlet boys (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10) and obviously all turbo-manlets (exceptionally stunted males from 4ft11 to 5ft4). Now not only infected with the lifelong curse of manletism and the naturally resulting Napoleon complex but additionally with a gnawing and ever-present Napoleon complex deluxe, the completely deranged little manlet henceforth stoops so low as to take his inferiority complex-induced manlet cope and manlet rage to new heights of insanity. Driven to madness by manletism and the ravages of his shortsightedness, small-mindedness and his eternal inability to be the bigger man, the Napoleon complex deluxe suffering misanthropic manlet can often be detected as he furiously saws down outdoor basketball hoops under the cover of darkness (and made almost indiscernible by his microscopic size), tearfully howls at the moon beneath underpass clearance signs in the middle of the night and as he chugs down barrels of boost oil brake fluid in the manlet pit behind your local service station in a childishly futile attempt at finally triggering a growth spurt. An infinitesimal Napoleon complex deluxe infected turbo-manlet may be hiding under one of your fingernails at this very moment!
Amelia: Lol, why is Tom "Stop calling me a midget!" Cruise crying his eyes out while balancing on a golf ball and juggling burning matches over there? Layla: It must be his time of the month - clearly his Napoleon complex deluxe is acting up again. Amelia: Manlets, when will they learn?
Napoleon complex deluxe by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024
Academic Napoleon Complex
When students who attend a small college insist that their school is academically superior to bigger universities, when in fact their SAT scores and acceptance rate proves otherwise and their school is just not any fun.
Several students who are bitter about not getting into the state school they grew up supporting who now attend mediocre liberal arts colleges are prone to showing signs of an academic napoleon complex.
Academic Napoleon Complex by gocardinals16 November 18, 2012
reverse horizontal napoleon complex
A theorized inferiority complex normally attributed to people who are overweight. It is characterized by overly-aggressive or domineering social behavior, such as lying, spreading rumors, manipulating or even harming others who may stand in their way, and carries the implication that such behavior is compensatory for the subject's physical or social shortcomings. A reverse horizontal napoleon complex has many of the same characteristics of a normal napoleon complex, with the difference being an overabundance of body mass as opposed to a short stature. This complex is sometimes synonymous with roid-rage, but can also apply to people with an abnormal or excessive fat accumulation where the subjects BMI is over 30.
That biker has reverse horizontal napoleon complex, he thinks he is big and bad because he weighs 300 pounds.
reverse horizontal napoleon complex by strykermech January 30, 2021