Microtexting

The act of sending multiple texts of less than ten words each to convey a single thought that could have easily been compiled into a single message.

“Oh my god, who the fuck keeps texting you?”
“It’s Vanessa. She just wanted to tell me she’s on her way over.”
“It took her EIGHT messages to say that? That microtexting bitch.

by Star_Index_Media August 13, 2020

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Uber Micro

Micro, short for micro managing. Used in rts (real time stratagy games), where the user has to control many induvidual units, giving each specific directions.
Uber, meaning over, above or dominant.
If someone has uber-micro, they are adept at managing units, and therefore, can own noobs.

I just got owned in Zero Hour, that guy had ubermicro

by stu March 28, 2005

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microcough

A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”

I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.

by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020

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microturd

A pejorative name used for someone who is only considered a minor league asshole.

This new guy is a workplace oddball who is essentially harmless and is widely seen as a bit of a microturd.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 31, 2019

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Microdigression

An attempt to change the subject by appealing to hackneyed charges of racism, sexism, homophobia, etc.

"No, I'm not sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, or Islamophobic; you're committing a microdigression and you're still under arrest for shoplifting."

by Father Hollywood December 29, 2016

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