mastribate

When someone doesn't know how to spell masturbate.

I think I'll go in to the bathroom and mastribate to prawn.

by Keta September 8, 2003

vagina masculina

Remnant undeveloped natal vagina left from the pre-hormonal sex-change surge in the uterus, that decides if the baby is either a boy or a girl in the womb.

Vagina masculina is situated in the bladders of all men!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

Mastering Engineering

A program that allows students to do assignments online. It is designed to make the life of engineering students suck more than it already does.

Student A: Hey did you do mastering engineering?
Student B: Yeah, here's my answer.
Student A: Hey it won't accept the same answer!
Student B: Our numbers are different! DAMMIT!!
Student C: Try taking a ratio of your numbers and her answer...
*ponder for a while*
Student B: Okay plug that in...
Student A: Time ran out! ARGH!!

by HaruhiSuzuki November 30, 2010

mastering physics

An online homework assignment website that will start off by robbing you 50 bucks for a 25 letter serial code, then go on to rape you by applying an exotic method of late penalties. During the first 50 minutes after the due time, usually 11:59 in the evenings for major assignments or 10:00 on the day you have your lecture for reading assignments, 1 percent is taken off for every minute you are late, seconds rounding up. After the first 50 minutes, you the rate of penalty will increase according to an unknown function yet to be reconstructed by me. you will often end up with -1000% with one day's delay.

this particular program is also very sly when it comes to plagerism. in the beginning, it will give all students of a particular class the same question, which encourages you to cheat. Afterwards, it will change the numerical components of a question everytime you tried to do it or show answer after you've completed it.

Due to no notifications, it is very easy to miss an assignment

Ab: What did you get on your mastering physics assignment man?

Horton: Aww shit, there was another one？ I dont know, probably around the negative thousands.

by Ab Horton December 2, 2009

masturbabe

A hot girl/dude that you will later jerk it to

Bro 1: "Damn, she's hot"
Bro 2: " that's what I call a masturbabe. Where's the jergens?"
Bro 1:

by Gmoney1973 June 5, 2016

masturbagel

the act of male masturbating using a bagel by inserting himself into the center hole and thrusting, as if it were a vagina

1. I haven't gotten laid in 6 months, so last night i decided to masturbagel.

by nabel August 11, 2009

Masturnap

To go to sleep or take a nap as soon as you are finished masturbating.

Patrick: Be back in a few hours.. masturnapping

Eric: kk

by MuseOverdue October 3, 2008