Masturbatory Index File

Is the systematic cataloging of persons of interest for later use as masturbation fantasy fodder. Elaborate indexes can be cross referenced by type of body, hair color, size of breasts ( if applicable ), bi-sexuality, sexual acts you envision them doing etc.

In public it can be referenced as " MI-File " pronounced MY-File

Masturbatory Index File example---"Those two women were so hot I added them to MI-File--and now they are bi-sexual and I'll be seeing them later tonight"

Masturbatory Index File by knight1to1 August 2, 2009

masturbatory contingency 

The natural mental ability all people possess that allows them to quickly and dynamically assess the situation and environment they are in to decide whether or not it is practical to masturbate at the exact moment in time.

My mother wasn't due to be back home for another 10 minutes, so I thought I'd slip in a quick wank. However, masturbatory contingency told me that it wasn't worth taking any chance of her walking in on me.

masturbatory contingency by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 8, 2010

masturbator's cramp 

Pain and swelling in the muscle around the mid-arm, elbow area which is caused by excessive masturbating. Not to be confused with Gamer's Wrist.

"Look at that huge whelp on Johnny's arm. Think he gets beaten?"

"Nah, it's probably Masturbator's Cramp."

masturbator's cramp by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005

Masturdate 

To take oneself out when one has no date

I couldn't find anyone to go out with me, so I decided to masturdate. I took myself out for dinner and a movie.

Masturdate by MicklePickle January 4, 2015

Masturfaker 

A guy who claims he doesn't masturbate

"Jimmy says that he doesn't masturbate."
"What a masturfaker!"

Masturfaker by Goddess by nature August 13, 2009

masturbate 

What guys do all the time and girls never admit to doing.

Guy: Come on, everyone does it. Don't be ashamed to admit you masturbate.
Girl: Ew gross, I would never touch myself.

masturbate by Peopleplz June 7, 2009

stress masturbate 

When one engages in vigorous masturbation as a means of immediate stress relief.

After he was asked to re-do the assignment, Bryce went to stress masturbate before getting down to work.

stress masturbate by Williamsburg Rabbi February 9, 2015