Minecraft 

Minecraft is a game written in Java created by Mojang AB in 2009. Minecraft has two current variants - Classic (which is free) and Beta (which you have to pay for).
In Beta, the main goal is to survive. At night, monsters spawn (but not in Peaceful mode) and attack you so you need to craft items and tools to help you survive. You also need to eat regularly.

Minecraft has gone through many development stages:

Classic - the oldest version. It is still playable and has multiplayer. In Classic, you have an infinite amount of blocks, no health, and no mobs.

Survival Test - Part of Classic, very basic compared to the Survival we play and know today.

Indev - Added a number of new features, including crafting, torches, and tools.

Infdev - Added the ability to have an infinite playing surface.

Alpha - Added biomes, nether, sneaking, and much more.

Beta - The current version of Minecraft. Added beds (which can skip the night), more mobs such as endermen and wolves (which can be tamed with bones and attack monsters), and many more.

Multiplayer is in both Classic and Beta, which allows, well, multiplayer, duhhhh

Girlfriend: Why aren't you spending much time with me, Greg?
Greg: SHUT UP AND GO AWAY, I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT

Minecraft by davidjl123 October 16, 2011

minecraft 

the most epic game of all time, however, nothing will live up to it.

Yo, you wanna play some game like Minecraft?

are you fucking kidding me? no game will live up to minecraft

minecraft by Atrykohl July 19, 2019

Minecraft 

A suitable alternative to some illegal substance.

Person 1: Wanna come round me and do come crack?
Person 2: I kicked that for Minecraft.
Person 1: What the fuck is that?
Person 2: Just a ga- FUCK A CREEPER!

Minecraft by Minecrafterererererer April 23, 2011

Minecraft 

Legos on steroids, crack, and ecstasy.

With Zombies, Skeletons, and Screaming Floating Fire Monsters.

Wanna play with legos?
-FUCK THAT! I'VE GOT MINECRAFT NOW!

Minecraft by KtWdA November 7, 2012

Minecraft 

Minecraft a blocky game created by Notch , real name is Markus Alexej Persson he is the co-founder of Mojang the company that made Minecraft.The First version of Minecraft was released on May 17 , 2009 . It had 3 stages , Alpha (From 2010) , Beta (From 2010-2011) , Snapshots , and the the first full version 1.0. Today Minecraft has more improved graphics than in beta and alpha , different creative mode menu , etc. Minecraft was very popular in 2010-2011 and is continued to be played from this day.There are 3 different game modes and 3 different difficulty's , There are Survival mode , Creative mode , and Hardcore Mode. There is the Easy difficulty , the Normal difficulty , and the Hard difficulty.

Mom : Come on Insert kids name! Its time for dinner! :)
Insert kids name : But mom i want to play Minecraft

Minecraft by TF2 Fan June 25, 2016

Minecraft 

A kick ass game that has tons of enemies and shit and has building and crafting and there is this shit person named TheLegend27 who keeps ducking stealing my diamonds. (Diamonds are in minecraft. All the "special kids" moved to Fortnite a shitty game that's banned in North Korea and sometimes people who live in China make a United states flag and blow it up in this game. It's fun for the whole family came out May 17th 2009 and created me 9 years of rage because the fucking ghasts keeping killing me.

God damnit I hate when these mother fucking creepers blow up my house in Minecraft.

Minecraft by Sendmementalhelp May 20, 2019

Minecraft 

The single most addicting game in the world, side effects are anti-sociality, fear of light, explodingpenisphobia, a fear of the Creeper, occasional dreams only in blocks and thinking Minecraft is real.

person1: I punched my refrigerator to get milk.

person2: You dumbass you know you need a bucket for milk

person3: Minecraft is not real you need a fucking cup for milk dumbasses!

person1,2: Um, We knew that

Minecraft by Kitty Carvis September 8, 2011