Jizzmopacles

The Greek God of porn. circa 1500 BC. Although some mythology dates his existance back even further to around 2000 BC. Archaeology only knows fragments of his life and times. First man to have anal sex with midget and horse at the same time.

Hey, I got an acting gig as the pool boy on the upcoming Kelly the Coed IX Movie!

Ahhh, Jizzmopacles has blessed you.

by smokeybacon January 21, 2004

Jizzdog

A rare species of dog that suffers from frequent spontaneous ejaculation

'Woah! What was that?' - Jed said in shock as he wiped off the dog semen

'That's a Jizzdog Jed' - said Ted

by Coachmasterflex October 20, 2008

jizzograph

its like an autograph... but with Jizz

Kyle completely jizzographed that girl's shirt.

by MistaMark February 11, 2008

Jizzmouth

Whilst masterbating, glancing down at your penis at the exact wrong moment to recieve a mouth full of jizz.

Bob- "Bro, i was just spankin' the monkey and i decided to check up on the little guy when all of a sudden BOOM i got jizzmouthed."

Innocent bystander- "To much information"

by McDiddles May 31, 2010

jizzmopper

someone who cleans the windows of the nudy booth, see definition of nudy booth

"That jizzmopper makes alot of money!"

by crackman April 17, 2003

Jizzmocha shake

while ramming someone in the parstinkin, u climax at the same time they are releasing there bowels. (may be later enjoyed as a frothy beverage, or thrown on face of the female participant)

While ordering at Arby's, ask the kind black woman behind the counter if they sell, Jizzmocha shakes.

by B J N February 27, 2008

jizzmopper

A figurative term, based on the primary definition, for a man who takes responsibility for his wife's/girlfriend's child from another relationship.

"She was a nice enough girl, but she's got a kid whose dad doesn't help. I want kids of my own, but why should I clean up some other guy's mess? I've never been a jizzmopper."

by XenophonJ September 24, 2009