Carpool Jerkaoke

Masturbating in your car. Alone or together.

Looks like a traffic jam up ahead....let's get ready for some Carpool Jerkaoke.

by bateworld June 14, 2018

jerkymon

Jerking off to the tv show Pokemon, popular with under ten's and teenage chavs

Lord_gay_1: Did you see that episode of pokemon last night?
Lord_Gay_1: I played Jerkymon for so long my batteries nearly died!
Astartes889: *logs off*

by Astartes889 June 11, 2006

Jerkaholic

A person who works exceptionally hard to prove they are better than everyone else. Steals and plagiarizes religiously from everyone around them. If they are on-line, they will carefully craft their profile to prove they are superior, with many timely shots of their expensive and cliched vacation spots.

A consummate fake who does not believe a word who comes out of his mouth.

Hates anyone with a talent they don't posses. Secretly despises everyone and wants to become ruler overlord of the world; should be avoided at all costs.

I have to get away from that jerkaholic; he's stealing my soul!

by Captain Ahab the 14th October 22, 2014

jerkaholic

slang; a girl who finds herself constantly falling for the wrong guys who her friends think are jerks.

"I can't believe she feel for that bastard, she is such a jerkaholic!"

by Bec April 5, 2005

jerkmo

Similar to a jerk, but with strange connotations of a derogatory nature.
Possibly, related to homo (sexual)

Dude, your a real jerkmo

by hybrid May 13, 2005

Jerkémon

A game where players brag about the places that they have masturbated in.

Did you hear bronan beat off at the state Capitol!!! That's a legendary Jerkémon score.

by Boozeturd July 19, 2016

Jerkmobile

The nickname a vehicle receives if someone Jerks their Dick off in it.

Isaac: Hey, where's Stan?
Jake: He's in the Jerkmobile.
Isaac: Oh God.

by norTnoJ September 7, 2016