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jerkaholic 

A person who masturbates to a degree that it interferes with their daily life.
He was such a jerkaholic, that his wife left him for masturbating online all day.
jerkaholic by DrJohnJ September 5, 2008
someone who is being a total ass and doesn't quite know it though it is obvious to everyone else.
1) "Mike, you are such a Jerkanoff! I can't beilive you'd make your girlfriend bring barbecue sauce for you to the fair and you don't even thank her for it!"

2) Telling him that he sucked at his solo was such a jerkanoff thing to do! He doesn't have any confidence in himself anyway!
Jerkanoff by TheGroinAssassin September 21, 2009

Jerkamer 

Being a Jerk because you can, being extremely contrary, difficult, obnoxious when its not necessary. Going out of ones way to be jerk.
That guy, back at the gas station was a complete jerkamer.
Jerkamer by Trippin42 April 15, 2019

jerkatorium 

A sort of man cave for dateless men to masterbate in.This can be a shed,barn,or an old trailer.
Patricia bought a trailer for her pedophile son fred.Now fred can whack off anytime he wants in his very own jerkatorium.
jerkatorium by freddie got fingered November 7, 2010

jerkamuhole 

When you call someone a jerkamuhole it means you want someone to jerk off and cum in one of your holes.
"All i had to say was jerkamuhole and he was all over me"
jerkamuhole by Coolkat8989 March 28, 2015
Someone who only wishes to speak to like minded people and judge anyone outside this mindset as inferior.
Mostly done by Leftists, Progressives / Social Justice Warriors and the mentally ill.
Fran Lebowitz is a major league jerkazoid.
JERKAZOID by Dan D Doty October 9, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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