Jerkmobile

The nickname a vehicle receives if someone Jerks their Dick off in it.

Isaac: Hey, where's Stan?
Jake: He's in the Jerkmobile.
Isaac: Oh God.

by norTnoJ September 7, 2016

jewmobile

A lower-end Volvo or BMW, particularly the 325i and 330i series of the latter.

Look at that little brillopad Cornell sheeny, driving around town in his Jewmobile.

by JJJJJJJJK December 1, 2006

merkmobile

A vehicle that is used for shootings, usually gang related. Often has very dark tint.

Niggas got some 5% tint all around, straight up merkmobile.

by Beau Geezy June 2, 2009

Jewmobile

A car that mainly Jews travel in. Usually very expensive, but not pimped.Jewmobiles include Cadillacs, BMWs, and various other expensive cars.

Oh man that was one awesome Jewmobile that we passed back there.

by Jewmobile Rider May 18, 2009