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Jerkémon 

A game where players brag about the places that they have masturbated in.
Did you hear bronan beat off at the state Capitol!!! That's a legendary Jerkémon score.
Jerkémon by Boozeturd July 19, 2016
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jerkymon 

Jerking off to the tv show Pokemon, popular with under ten's and teenage chavs
Lord_gay_1: Did you see that episode of pokemon last night?
Lord_Gay_1: I played Jerkymon for so long my batteries nearly died!
Astartes889: *logs off*
jerkymon by Astartes889 June 11, 2006
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jerkymon 

Jay played jerkymon all day
jerkymon by Astartes889 June 11, 2006

Jerkamonster

A juvenile term used to imply a level of bitterness or disdain toward an individual's attitude or actions.
Tomasina you broke the wheel on my new bike, you're a jerkamonster!
Jerkamonster by Trouler April 11, 2009

Jerkmonkey 

1. An unlikeable person of questionable integrity and personal hygene

2.A person believed to be in a primative state of evolution as well as exhibiting an unlikeable personality
All americans are is a bunch of jerkmonkeys.
Jerkmonkey by Cambo December 1, 2004

jerkmonster

somone who is so mean and annoying, and just a jerk to everyone, that words such as jerk or jerkface cannot even begin to describe them.
Mike: You suck at life. I can't believe you're still alive. Seeing your face completely kills my day.

Jenna: Wow, you're a jerkmonster. I hope you trip and fall.
jerkmonster by bella the blue February 16, 2009

Jeremoney 

Jeremoney is a unique name that very few people have, and the people who have this name aren’t necessarily the smartest, but they are pretty funny, they can’t commit to many things, but all-around a pretty good friend.
Boy: Did you see Jeremoney eat that chicken?

Girl: yes I did see Jeremoney eat it. Typical typical
Jeremoney by Katothorn November 20, 2023
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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