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jerkymon 

Jerking off to the tv show Pokemon, popular with under ten's and teenage chavs
Lord_gay_1: Did you see that episode of pokemon last night?
Lord_Gay_1: I played Jerkymon for so long my batteries nearly died!
Astartes889: *logs off*
jerkymon by Astartes889 June 11, 2006
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jerkymon 

Jay played jerkymon all day
jerkymon by Astartes889 June 11, 2006

Jerkamonster

A juvenile term used to imply a level of bitterness or disdain toward an individual's attitude or actions.
Tomasina you broke the wheel on my new bike, you're a jerkamonster!
Jerkamonster by Trouler April 11, 2009

Jerkmonkey 

1. An unlikeable person of questionable integrity and personal hygene

2.A person believed to be in a primative state of evolution as well as exhibiting an unlikeable personality
All americans are is a bunch of jerkmonkeys.
Jerkmonkey by Cambo December 1, 2004

jerkmonster

somone who is so mean and annoying, and just a jerk to everyone, that words such as jerk or jerkface cannot even begin to describe them.
Mike: You suck at life. I can't believe you're still alive. Seeing your face completely kills my day.

Jenna: Wow, you're a jerkmonster. I hope you trip and fall.
jerkmonster by bella the blue February 16, 2009

Jeremoney 

Jeremoney is a unique name that very few people have, and the people who have this name aren’t necessarily the smartest, but they are pretty funny, they can’t commit to many things, but all-around a pretty good friend.
Boy: Did you see Jeremoney eat that chicken?

Girl: yes I did see Jeremoney eat it. Typical typical
Jeremoney by Katothorn November 20, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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