Hamster

A woman who is very short and fat, resembling a hamster.

No hamsters please.

by jwka2001 May 17, 2010

Hamster

A small measurement of tobacco often given to a mate to keep them going until they can get to a shop; alternatively you may give your mate a hamster after you have managed to get a bootleg 50g of golden virginia baccy. A hamster of tobacco fits snugly in the palm of a hand and thus looks a bit like the small furry mammal.

Michelle: I'd skin up mate, however i haven't got any baccy.

Sarah: That's ok mate i've got loads, I got 50g of golden vag down the nag's head. Ere you go have a hamster.
Michelle: ah cheers mate. I'll skin up.

by Sarah Sellotape September 21, 2012

hamster

The squirrels' cohorts in world domination.

They're trying to take over the fuckin' world, I tell ya, I swear to God...

by Link January 23, 2005

hamster

cute fuzzy rodent

by hairbrush July 22, 2003

hamster

wireless mouse. computer pointing device with no tail.

i spilled coffee all over my hamster!

by yourworstmemory March 6, 2005

Hamster

The cutest living things in the world

Person: do you like hamsters?
Me: of course! I love them!

by Hamstergirl05 September 2, 2018

hamster it

To crash or lose control of a vehicle at very high speed.
From Richard Hammond (also known as 'hamster') of BBC Top Gear, who in 2006 crashed a jet car at around 300mph.

"160mph? Careful you don't hamster it, son"

by oracle October 7, 2006